You might have the swine flu if Miss Piggy of the Muppets looks good to you.
You might have the swine flu if you have a sudden desire to role in the mud.
You might have the swine flu if you wake up beside the chicken pen with the hogs.
You might have the swine flu if your wife pays you the compliment, "You really are a pig!"
You might have the swine flu if you wake up and Kermit the frog is laying in your bed.
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Post a CommentHilarious! Do BLTs seem obscene if you have the swine flu?