5 of the Worst Pickup Lines

If we assume good pickup lines actually exist, then these five shouldn't be among them:

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? This pickup line actually isn't so bad. What makes it among the worst, though, is that it is way overused. It's possible a guy might get somewhere with this line, but it's equally possible that you will come off sounding either unoriginal or outdated.

You don't know me, but I dreamed about you last night. This pickup line might work depending on who is saying it, but I think a few serial killers have used this pick up line before. Guys run the risk of sounding a bit creepy or being misinterpreted as too literal.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? I would not use this pick up line unless you are looking to get slapped or have a drink thrown on you. Are you trying to find a girl to date or are you looking for a prostitute? Not only does this pick up line sound insulting, but guys also run the risk of coming off cheap.

How do you like your eggs... fertilized? This pickup line might work if you work in a diner as a waiter and the woman you want to ask out actually orders eggs. But you would have to be able to pull it off based on pure charm or possibly good looks. For everyone else it's among the worst because it's just too unappetizing of a thought. And frankly, some women might not even get it.

I may not be the best-looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you. If you've used this pickup line in the past, don't feel too bad because on some level there's humor in the truth of it. But really, you should just commit to never using it again. Not only is it insulting to the woman you're trying to ask out, but it's insulting to you as well. Anything that sounds like something someone says after they get rejected rather than before should be on your worst of lists.