5 Worst Reality TV Show Cliches

Out of the Mouths of Babes

Pam Gaulin
These are the five worst reality show cliches uttered by reality TV show contestants. The worst thing about t these cliches is that they simply untrue and only serve as a form of self-placation. These reality TV show cliches have been heard on Top Chef, Survivor, Big Brother, Flavor of Love, and other competitive reality TV shows.

#1 Worst Reality TV Show Cliche: "Everything Happens for a Reason"

The concept that "everything happens for a reason" is the biggest cliche and biggest lie that reality TV show contestants tell themselves. They go around telling other reality TV show contestants and the interview crew, "everything happens for a reason."

The reality TV show contestants utter this verbal placebo to placate themselves. It is an utter crock.

Sometimes things just happen without rhyme or reason. Just accept them.

Kudos to the Season One chef contestants of Top Chef, who uttered "It is what it is" instead.

#2 Worst Reality TV Show Cliche: "We'll be Lifelong Friends"

The fellow reality TV show contestant who becomes your best friend in a week to three months may not be even an acquaintance after the cameras stop and you both go your separate ways.

There are exceptions of course, including Dr. Will and Boogie from Big Brother.

#3 Worst Reality TV Show Cliche: "You Can Trust Me"

After a decade of reality TV shows anyone can tell you not to trust the other reality TV show contestants. Stop looking for people you can trust, or for people who aren't lying to you in the game.

Look for the fellow reality TV show contestant who you believe will deceive you the least.

There are exceptions to this cliche. On Season 5 of Big Brother, Drew played one of the cleanest and lie-free games ever in the history of Big Brother. It did pay off because he won.

#4: Worst Reality TV Show Cliche: "I'm Not Here for the Money"

Sure you're not. Who is going to believe that anyone would put themselves in a fishbowl with a bunch of sharks purposefully? Oh, and to have all of your reactions and actions filmed on TV.

Of course you're there for the money, or the exposure.

The flip side is that admitting that you are are there for money or even talking about the money during the game can work against a reality TV show contestant.

Erin Moran on Vh1's Celebrity Fit Club admitted she was just one the show for money. This admission did not go over well with the panel or her cast mates.

On Big Brother 9, Sheila was accused of "playing the single mom card." She, more than any other reality TV show contestant on Season & of Big Brother, talked about how much she needed the money.

#5 Worst Reality TV Show Cliche: "We'll Date Even After the Show Ends"

This is one of my favorite misconceptions. Young, hot and cute contestants gravitate to the most attractive contestants. There are so few people to choose from, it's easy for these lonely and amorous contestants to think that they truly are compatible with someone else in the house.

Some shows including MTV's show, The Real World ,and its spin off shows have produced some "real" couples, but for the most part, a long-lasting relationship with a fellow reality TV show contestant is just another cliche for the books.

Published by Pam Gaulin - Featured Contributor in Arts & Entertainment and Lifestyle

Pam Gaulin is a freelance writer, journalist (B.A., Journalism), new (and next!) media writer and artist. Associated Content named her 2007 Content Producer of the Year. "First for Women" magazine featured...   View profile

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  • Jason Freeden 5/6/2008

    Survivor is my ultimate favorite reality television show! I love it so much, and couldn't live without watching the new episodes or the repeats. Anything that tries to mock this show simply should be shot down, lol. =) Great article Pam!

  • Orchiolum 5/3/2008

    "You can trust me" is the one which makes me want to toss a large rubber brick at the TV, followed by an incredulous "are you kidding?" Well done Pam...both unique and enjoyable. You nailed it!

  • Will Wright 5/2/2008

    So true. So true. Great topic!

  • Mary Lynn 321 5/1/2008

    Another great article Pam. Hugs

  • Harold Sink 5/1/2008

    I would have to agree on these. They are very cliche.

  • Amy Browne 5/1/2008

    lol yeah number 5 was often heard from the lovebirds in those night infrared scenes on survivor who stay well away from everyone..

  • Aly Adair 5/1/2008

    Great job, Pam!

  • Lee Andrew Henderson 5/1/2008

    I'm not here for the money Pam, you can trust me.

  • Charlie K 5/1/2008

    Number 4 makes me angry every single time I hear it.

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