50 Candy Hearts You’d like to Give an Ex

Remember giving Valentine candy conversation hearts in elementary school? Those sweet confections allowed all the young love birds the opportunity to express their simple affections. When you get older, what you want to say gets a little more complicated and when an ex is involved, it can get downright ugly. You may never get the chance to express how you really feel, at least, not legally. However, you can say it with a candy hearts selection that's perfect for Valentine's Day. Sometimes, having the last word is just what Doctor Love ordered to get better. Even if you don't want to spend another dime on him with personalized Valentine's day candy, it's fun to fantasize.

Take a scroll through our candy hearts list and see which ones you'd like to give your ex!

1. So Long Sucker!
2. You Weren't That Hot
3. Are You Kidding Me?
4. Tell Me Another One
5. Lies, All Lies
6. Get a Clue
7. Get a Life
8. Get Lost
9. Just Not That Into You
10. Small Things, Yeah Right
11. Thanks for Nothing
12. Glad That's Over
13. Here's a Heart, Since You Have None
14. Have You Found Yourself Yet?
15. You'll Need This
16. Losers Only
17. Creep
18. Take a Hike
19. Don't Even Think About It
20. Keep Moving
21. Don't Call Me
22. You Stink. Really
23. It's Not That Cute
24. Momma's Boy
25. Loser At Large
26. Goodbye Idiot
27. Thanks for the Bills
28. You Cost Me More Than You're Worth
29. High Investment, Low Return
30. Go Away
31. Never Loved You
32. I Was Drunk
33. Never Happened
34. Freak
35. I'm Telling Your Secret
36. Whiner
37. Slacker
38. You Stole My Thunder
39. Finally, I Get All Covers
40. This Candy Is Worth More Than You
41. Stick It
42. I Love My Cat More
43. I Lied
    
44. Whatever!
45. Is Your Brother Available?
46. Lose My Number, I've Got Yours
47. I'm Sleeping Great
48. Dating a Real Man Now
49. Faked It
    
50. Die, Sooner Than Later (Harsh, but we had to borrow that one!)
    

There's probably a thousand more combinations, some not so G-rated, you can choose from. Create your own list and order a pack or two to send to the guy you love to hate. Candy hearts with a bitter message is the perfect anti-gift for Valentines' Day!

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