"50 First Dates" Quotes - the Best Quotes from "50 First Dates"

Possibly the best romantic comedy ever made, "50 First Dates" grossed over 120 million dollars in the box office when it was first shown in theaters in 2004. Starring Adam Sandler (Henry) and Drew Barrymore (Lucy), "50 First Dates" continues to make viewers laugh and cry and smile. Lucy's short term memory loss is made up for by Henry's daily videos that he makes to remind Lucy of what happened to her and why she can't remember anything. Here are some of the best quotes from the 2004 romantic comedy, "50 First Dates".

Lucy: What are you doing?
Henry: Nothing, I was just getting some lint off for you...
Lucy: You were going for a feelski!
Henry: All right, I'm sorry... But this is like the 23rd time we've made out already and... they're getting blue!

(at the Callahan Institute)
Security Guard 1: Hey Lucy, good to see you again!
[Lucy walks by quietly]
Security Guard 1: What the hell's her problem?
Security Guard 2: She doesn't remember who you are, brah.
Security Guard 1: Oh yeah, I suck at this job!

Lucy: [to Henry] I hardly know you.
Marlin: Actually sweetie, you're kind of dating him.
[Lucy looks at Henry]
Henry: Sorry I'm not better looking.

Marlin: Doug, once again, off the juice.
Doug: It'th not juithe. It'th a protein thake.

Ula: Sharks are like dogs, they only bite if you touch their private parts.

[to Jocko]
Henry: Remember to use a condom, or in your case, a Hefty bag

[Henry is pretending to cry to get Lucy's attention]
Lucy: I wonder what's the matter with him.
Old Hawaiian Man: Looks like a stupid asshole to me.

Lucy: Can I have one last first kiss?

[Henry pretends to get electrocuted while jump-starting his car]
Henry: Hah! I can't believe you fell for that!
Lucy: Well... my grandfather died while trying to jump-start a car...
Henry: Oh... I'm so sorry. I was just joking around.
Lucy: I can't believe you fell for THAT!

Dr. Keats: All I know about walruses is that out of all mammals they have the second largest penis. I have the first.
Henry: That's my joke.

Dr. Keats: Tom was in an accident and now he only has a ten-second memory.
Ten Second Tom: I was in an accident? That's terrible.
Dr. Keats: Don't worry, you're totally gonna get over it in about three seconds.

Doug: [flexing his pecs in the mirror] Hey Trathie, how you doin'? Yeah, well things changed thince high thcool.

Henry: Can I ask you guys something? What's gonna happen down the line? Someday she's gonna wake up and look in the mirror and notice her face's aged 10 years overnight.
Marlin: You know something, Henry? I worry about that every day of my damn life.

Lucy: I don't know who you are, Henry... but I dream about you almost every night.

Lucy: Why?
Henry: What would you say if I told you that notebook you read every day used to have a lot of stuff about me in it?
Lucy: I would say that that makes a lot of sense.
Henry: You erased me from your memories because you thought you were holding me back from having a full and happy life. But you made a mistake. Being with you is the only way I could have a full and happy life. You're the girl of my dreams... and apparently, I'm the man of yours.
Lucy: [barely able to contain herself, she reaches out and shakes his hand] Henry. It's nice to meet you.
Henry: Lucy, it's nice to meet you too.
Ten Second Tom: [just as they are about to kiss] Hi, I'm Tom!

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