50 Funny Things to Do in a Store

There are many times when you have nothing to do and you get the feeling of boredom. However this is easily changeable. Just go to your local Walmart and have fun doing jackass stunts. Please note that these things can easily get you kicked out or in worse trouble. It is better to laugh thinking about how funny it would be to do it then to do it and get arrested. With that said, enjoy!

1. Greet people as they come in the store.
2. If your a girl go in the men's section and try on men's clothing
3. Guys try on girl's clothing
4. Blast an airhorn
5. Drop gum in the middle of main aisles
6. Break dance
7. Get really into the video games by screaming while playing
8. Sing backstreet boys songs
9. Do yoga
10. swtich items in people's carts
11. add items to people's carts
12. Ask to get a fish and then be indecisive after they put their hand in the tank
13. Bounce the power balls as high as you can.
14. Look at the condoms and talk about them loudly
15. Try to return something that is obviously not from that store.
16. Hit on a cashier
17. Spill your slushie.
18. Try on maternal clothes
19. Do laps through the aisles.
20. Interview people about their experiences shopping there.
21. Film people
22. Jump over things
23. Pretend your a secret agent
24. Drop a stink bomb
25. Clog the toilets
26. Buy popcorn and try to catch every kernal in your mouth
27. Play with the perfume bottles
28. Spray perfume on a little boy
29. Ride bikes around the store
30. Play with the little kids in the toy section
31. Have cart races where people sit in the carts and are pushed
32. Use the carts for bumper carts
33. Read all the made in China tags
34. Pay in all pennies
35. Get hundreds of dollars worth of stuff and then try to pay with a $10 repeatedly
36. Try to buy a gun if your underage
37. Try to buy cigaretes if your underage
38. Give that guy in the santa suit a penny
39. Ask that guy if you can ring his bell
40. Dress up in a santa suit and say stupid things so no one gives money to the guy in the santa suit
41. Drive around the parking lot honking
42. Spill a row of cereal boxes
43. Go to the nuts section and talk about them loudly
44. Try on bras over your shirt
45. Go in to walmart wearing spandex bottoms with no shorts
46. Ask the people at Subway to supersize it
47. Pretend like you want an eye exam
48. Hog the drinking fountain no matter who is waiting
49. Get one of everything in the store and see how many carts it takes
50. Change the price tags on many items.