50 Funny Things to Do in a Store-Part 2

This is part two to my Walmart jackass stunts. Be sure to check out both parts. Have fun doing these jackass stunts. Please note that these things can easily get you kicked out or in worse trouble. It is better to laugh thinking about how funny it would be to do it then to do it and get arrested. With that said, enjoy!

1. Act like you'll sell some stoners some weed.
2. Put your face in all the freezers
3. Get in people's way
4. Mess with the Tvs.
5. Stare at people and make sure they see you
6. Pee in the bathroom and make loud noises so others hear
7. Blow a whistle
8. Swear around little kids
9. Have someone called to serve you several times but leave before them get there.
10. See how many layers you can get on
11. Talk about world of warcraft
12. Attempt to talk Spanish to someone who is speaking it
13. start crying and making a scene.
14. Sniff the coffee area excessively
15. Ask an associate if they have condoms that won't break
16. Ask an associate what condoms they use
17. Ask a mother what condoms she prefers
18. Schedule a doctor visit
19. Play with the blood pressure machine
20. Try to try on underwear and then complain when you can't
21. Pick out a bunch of fresh fruit and hide it in jackets around the store
22. Drop a banana peel on the ground
23. Stare at the fish for hours
24. Tell some lady they have a nice ass-et
25. Ask people if they are virgins
26. Try to buy weed off stoners by asking them loudly for soem
27. ask someone to buy you something
28. cry when they say no
29. try on every pair of glasses at the eye doctor
30. push the carts to the edge of the parking lot, all of them
31. Better yet, push all of the carts that are outside into another parking lot
32. Stand in the parking lot and direct traffic
33. Have a picnic on the sidewalk outside the store
34. Play on the playground equipment for sale
35. Drop a glass bottle in the store
36. Drop several more stink bombs in the store
37. Put stink bombs in people's cars that have windows cracked open
38. Get some sticky liquid on the conveyer belt at the cash register
39.scream bloody murder
40. Order pizza to get delivered to the store
41. ask to see every piece of jewelry
42. set up a tent in the camping section
43. Carry around a bb gun box and pretend to shoot people
44. Play with the worms in the live bait section
45. Push all the buttons to the talking toys
46. Go out the emergency exit once door
47. Visit the employee's only area
48. Apply for a job using fake info
49. Spill coffee on people
50. Try the lotions