50 Ways to Be a Trendy Mom

In the career of our lives ( motherhood) we are always aware of "them." The mothers that seem to always look like they just stepped out of a magazine. They are always on top of the latest trends of child care, and the kids always look in fashion. To pinpoint the traits that most trendy moms have in common, read on. Laugh it off, or if you are into this sort of thing, learn something!

50) Always carry something from Starbucks.

49) Drive a hybrid or Eco friendly S.U.V.

48) Wear heels with jeans.

47) Carry your baby in a sling.

46) Breastfeed

45) Get your nails done

44) Make sure you kids are always dressed nice from head to toe.

43) Carry a Coach or Kate Spade diaper bag

42) Decorate your child's room in something Retro

41) Never use or carry anything that involves a pooh bear or talking red puppet.

40) Get matching haircuts with your child

39) Have them involved in way too many activities

38) Always carry the latest best seller, or better yet, your laptop to waste the time at doctor's appointments.

37) Use organic cloth diapers

36) Never really eat in public, just sip on mystery smoothies.

35) Never be seen with anything novelty

34) Be friends with other trendy moms and take yourself way to seriously

33) Get facials

32) Use cloth shopping bags, never plastic

31) Make sure most of your make -up was purchased through Sephora

30) Read tabloid magazines

29) Shop at Baby style.com

28) Buy a chic celebrity favored stroller

27) Wear t shirts with messages about saving the planet involved.

26) Never let them see you sweat.

25) Purchase the silver Tiffany and Co. rattle

24) BUY BIG SUNGLASSES

23) Wear them even when you are indoors.

22) Have a Myspace

21) Get black and white artsy photos taken of them every other day

20) Name them after the city they were conceived in.

19) Always look bronze

18) Get Botox

17) Have gleaming white teeth

16) Wear whatever Gwen Stefani is wearing

15) Always smell good

14) Be Vegan

13) Have Vegan meals delivered to your home

12) Have Vegan children

11) Have all of the Kimora Lee Simmons episodes saved on your DVR

10) Only say what is required. Leave people wanted more.

9) Watch "The Devil Wears Prada", Take notes

8) Know how to spot a fake designer bag.

7) Own designer jeans

6) Buy Britax Car seats

5) Have a closet the size of everyone else's bedroom

4) Always have perfect nude lip gloss

3) Wear false eyelashes

2) Name your baby trendy names

1) Wipe up spit up and change diapers in heels, better yet, hand the baby to the nanny!