500 Blonde Jokes to Make Your Toes Curl, by Galger - a Book Review
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" After thinking for a minute she said to herself "oh well" and turned around to go home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "Clean restrooms 8 miles" By the time she drove 8 miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
There are also the Q&A blonde jokes. These are the ones that really make up this book. The book includes a few jokes more than 500. About 475 of these jokes are the Question and Answer form. An example of one of these is: Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold onto a thought.
As you can see this as a pretty cool book. I bought it on my Kindle and read it in one night. It is a quick read, and most of you could probably read it in less than I can. This book doesn't cost very much. I picked it up on Kindle for about a dollar. In print, it probably costs a bit more, but it probably won't be more that five dollars.
I would rate this book a 7 put of 10. It is a lot of fun, and your blonde friends are either going to love or hate you for buying it. This book is great fun, but only if you take it the right way. Not all blondes are stupid (just most of them).
CAUTION: This book does contain sexual material. Although I did not write about it as an example, there are very prejudiced jokes pertaining to blondes and sexual intercourse. Read only if you are OK with that sort of thing. Also, there are some foul words (not sexual ones) that are found in this piece of literature. Do not purchase (much less read) this book if you are uncomfortable with those kinds of words. If not this book is a great choice.
Published by Walter Kovacs
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1 Comments
Post a CommentI've been hearing blonde jokes my whole life and I do think they're hysterical, especially since I am prone to having a "blonde moment" now and then myself. Now as I'm getting a bit older, they're probably going to be called "senior moments", but I'll cling to the "blonde moment" thing as long as I can. Sounds like a funny book!