6 Ways to Confuse Santa

Skit on Christmas

rochelle moore
1. Instead of Cookies leave out salad and a note explaining that you think he should shed a few pounds.
Yep! Tell Santa he is obesse

2. When Santa in at your Christmas Tree go up to his sleigh and write him a parking ticket

3. White your up on the roof remove the reindeers and replace them with plastic ones. See what happens
when he tries to fly them.

4. Leave him a note saying that you have gone on vacation and would he mind watering your plants.

5. Build an army of ANGRY SNOWMEN on your roof holding "We Hate Santa" signs

6. Leave another note beside the christmas tree telling him that Mrs Claus rang and wants him to pick up
bread and milk on the way home

HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS

Published by rochelle moore

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  • Khara House12/13/2006

    pretty funny! i read a list of twenty of these somewhere, including one about dressing up like the Easter Bunny and saying "There's only room for one of us in this town" . . . you and that list gave me a couple possible ideas for some new pieces :) Way to make the world laugh!! :)

  • juliette12/12/2006

    HA HA

  • ROBERT12/12/2006

    lol GOOD ONE - LIKE THE PARKING TICKET

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