7 Things You Shouldn't Do with an Infant
- Never use an infant as a tool for exercising a demon.
- Never harness him/her to a tether ball poll and propel him/her around it with the help of a whiffle bat. I shouldn't have to explain why this is a bad idea. I also shouldn't have to explain why inviting drunken friends over to play toddler ball is not a good idea either.
- You shouldn't make an infant the designated driver.
- Never challenge him/her to a drinking contest. Trust me on this one. Do not allow the kid's appearance to deceive you. Baby's can drink even the manliest of men under a table.
- You shouldn't stick a magnet in his/her mouth and have them crawl around on the floor, looking for your car keys.
- You shouldn't gather a group of infants, and rig up a human Foosball table.
Published by C.B. Jones
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8 Comments
Post a CommentThat magnet-in-the-mouth idea is GENIUS, dude! Why didn't I ever think of that when my kids were infants?!
funny!
Actually, my 14-week-old is a damn good driver, and means I can have more than one lonely pint. Only problem is that she gets tired really easily and can fall asleep at the wheel.
funny!
Wow, this is sick! You Rock!
gee you mean some people do these things lol
Pretty funny.
Cute- But it would seem better suited to the Humor category.... think so?