8 Reasons to Buy Your Daughter a Vibrator

This is a very touchy subject so I dare to tread where most parents are shocked that I go there. Not all parents are going to like this article but for the sake of those that do, I'm going to give you 8 very convincing reasons why giving your daughter a vibrator is a good thing.

Now of course buying a girl a toy is not something to take lightly. It should be something that you put some serious thought into. Age is a big factor when it comes to buying your daughter a vibrator for the first time. I highly recommend that your girl be at least 17 or older but I'll leaving the decision making up to you.

1. She can't get knocked up by a vibrator. Plain and simple, there is no way on earth your daughter can get impregnated by a synthetic battery operated device. If you give your daughter her own vibrator you can rest assured that for a while at least, you won't have to hear those dreaded words, "Mom, Dad, I think I'm pregnant."

2. The Venus Butterfly won't give your daughter herpes. Unless she shares it with a friend that is. But then again teaching proper health, hygiene and toy cleaning is a mom's job now isn't it?

3. A vibrator won't break her heart. It's perfectly fine for your daughter to fall in love with her vibrator. Even if it breaks her heart by malfunctioning she can always purchase a new one. There'll be no more ice cream eating mope fests happening under your roof.

4. It will be hard for her to find a boy her age that can beat the pear rabbit. That's why she won't be suffering any broken hearts. No girl is going to substitute some young guy with a perpetual hard-on for a vibrator. Let's face it, young guys aren't always the most knowledgeable or experienced of lovers, especially if they've not had a lot of sex before. Plus most young guys can't last as long as a good set of ever ready batteries.

5. If you buy your daughter a vibrator of her own, she won't borrow yours anymore. I'm sure that if your daughter is at least 17 she has probably found your hidden stash of sex toys, lubricant and lingerie. Aren't you tired of cleaning your toys after she's used them? Buy her one of her own and she'll leave yours alone.
6. She'll probably be more pleasant. Sexually frustrated teenagers, young adults and hell anyone that's sexually frustrated is cranky. Buy your daughter a vibrator of her own and she'll be less sexually frustrated and a whole lot happier. She'll thank you later and you can in turn thank me for the suggestion later.

7. She'll be more comfortable with male anatomy. Getting up close and personal with a penis can be very irritating. The more you handle a penis the more comfortable you get with it so vibrators are a great way for your daughter to get more comfortable with holding, seeing and feeling a penis.

8. If boys can have magazines, girls can have toys. Everyone knows that young boys like to find their dad's magazine to jack off to. This should not be a double standard. Give the girl a toy.