A, B, and C

"Aunt Alberta adeptly added an alligator, arranging an animal assortment around an already agitated army."

"Alright," added Agnes. "Announce an associate."

"Already?" asked Alberta.

"Anon," Agnes answered.

"Ahem. All around, an anonymous associate assimilated anecdotes and ate apples."

"And after?" alluded Agnes.

"Ah, and after appearing agitated, an abominable apparition attacked aardvarks," added Alberta.

"Aardvarks?" asked Agnes.

"Aardvarks," affirmed Alberta.

"Applesauce," argued Agnes. "An awkward assassin appraised an advance assignment, allegedly asking around and attempting an ancillary action."

"Amazing!" an astonished Alberta assessed.

"Additionally, anticipating angry arthropods and anthropomorphic aliens, an accountant adjourned an awry avocado, an annoyed artichoke, and an addled adder."

"An asp?"

"Absolutely."

An American, Amos Anderson, arrived, and asked Alberta and Agnes, "Ahoy! Are all aunts arriving?"

"An amended agenda aired already, announcing an affidavit and an adjunct Ansel Adams art auditorium."

"Astonishing!"

After awhile, Agnes asked, "An ale?"

"Affordable?" asked Amos Anderson.

"Aye," affirmed Alberta.

"Abundant?" asked Amos.

"Aye," affirmed Agnes.

"Ahhhhhhh, an awesome ale," an appeased Amos added.

"Affirmative," agreed Agnes and Alberta.

"Aunties, an amusing anecdote?" asked Amos.

"Alright," Agnes added.

"Alright," Alberta aped.

"Ahead, an animal's antler aimed artistically at an aunt's, ahem ..."

"Amos!" an amazed Agnes announced.

Alberta added, "An accredited and ailing aristocrat asked Andy about an Atlantic angler, alias 'Abe Ashton.'"

"And Andy answered?" asked Amos.

"Actually, Andy, astounded, assumed an asinine antelope ate Abe Adams and adroitly announced all around an appetite and an anger."

"Aha!"

"Ah?"

"Alphabets are actually awesome!"

"And an alphabet assigns 'A' ahead?" asked Alberta.

"Agreed," added Andy and Agnes.

"Adios amigos," Alberta announced.

"Amen," Amos and Agnes agreed.

B

"Balderdash," bellowed Barry, busily burying Barbara's blowup beagle, Barney.

"Bad boy," barked Barbara, berating Barry's brashly boisterous behavior.

Bzzzz. Bumble bees blew by, barely bypassing Barbara's broom.

"Barry, before burying Barney, bring barbecued beef. Ben's birthday bash begins behind Boise's bar."

"Baked beans, Barbara?"

"Boiled blueberries, Barry."

"Boy. Ben's bringing Brandi."

Barbara bristled. "Bob's bringing Brandi!"

"Ben's' bringing Brandi!"

"Bob!"

"Ben!"

"Bob!"

"Ben!"

Bravely, Britain's Benson Bartelthwaite bristled beside Barbara.

"Barbara! Barry! Behold, blissful Benson's bringing beautiful Brandi."

(Background blaring briskly, "Boom Bong Bong Boom Bong Bong Boom!")

"Beatles?" bewildered Barbara's brain bantered.

"Ballroom Blitz," Barry blithely boomed.

"Barry, buy balloons before Ben's birthday bash."

"Brown balloons?"

"Black balloons," began Barbara.

"Blue balloons?"

"Boy. Buy balloons, buffoon. Big balloons."

"Bother," bumbled Barry. "Buy balloons, big baboons, brass batons ..."

"Behind Bruce's barn, banned book bonfires burn bridges, bringing brash barbers baring bushy beards."

"Barbara, begin boiling buffalo broth before baking big bratwursts."

Barbara blinked before biting Barry's bottom.

Barry's belly bounced, bopping Barbara's blouse. Barry basically bruised Barbara's Bolivian bracelet.

"Barry, buy bran bars, bottled beer, bread, butter, barley, beans, Brussels ..."

"Barbara?"

"Barry?"

"Buy bandages before barmaids bind brunette Barbara's Bavarian bikini?"

"Begone!" blasted Barbara.

C

Cautiously, cantankerous Chester candidly called Cathy's cellular.

"Cathy, could candy cause cavities?"

"Certainly, Chester."

Cathy coughed.

"Contagious congestion!" cited Chester.

"Chest cold," complained Cathy.

"Cathy, cooked cabbage could contain C, combating certain catastrophes."

Chester's cat clawed Chester's cheek.

"Crazy cat!"

"Cool cat," Cathy corresponded.

Cordially, Cathy closed celluloid containers carrying clothes.

Chester continued.

"Cathy, could crazy clams collect Calvin Coolidge calendars?"

"Can confirm, Chester. Coincidentally, California cousins can't control Chevy Corvettes."

"Can," chided Chester.

"Can't," continued Cathy.

"Cathy, Connecticut cousins can't cordially cruise Chevy Cavaliers."

"Crazy, Chester."

"Come come, Cathy."

"Chester, can Carol Channing clandestinely coerce Charlie Chaplin's chef, creating certain coalesced cookbooks?"

"Cake cookbooks?"

"Celery cookbooks."

"Cool. Curious, Cathy. Can congenial cattle celebrate Christmas?"

"Continually, Chester. Cud chewing calves carry Christmas carolers."

"Cathy," cajoled Chester.

"Coincidentally, Cincinnati's Croquet Club continually clobbers Cleveland, claiming championships."

"Cathy, chosen Concord cheerleaders can certainly can-can."

"Can croquet crowds cheer civilly?"

"'Course," chortled Chester.

(CBS Channel coverage claims Congo's Congress canceled Colonel Callahan's coup. Chester changes channels).

"Cathy, Candid Camera callously claims Cheyenne's civilian celebrity cowboys can contribute clarinets; cooperating cornets clearly cause cancer."

Chester continues changing channels.

"Cathy, Charleston's celebrating Colorado's Cheddar Cheese Centennial, creating crates containing curds."

Cathy coolly chimed, "Continue, Chester."

"Chicago's Cartoon Channel claims, characteristically, Columbia's camels chew colorful cotton candy."

"Chocolate cotton candy?"

"Calamity! Cherry cotton candy."

Chuck, Carthage's chirping chipmunk, climbed Chester's curtains.

"Cathy, Critter Central Clan, comprising chipmunk Chuck, chews canned Carolina cashews."

"Chester, chipmunks can't cook Cancun chow."

"Chili con carne?"

"Correct."

"Cool."

"Chester, can certain cashiers catch common criminals carrying counterfeit credit cards."

"Cannot -- can catch check crooks, Cathy. Czech Cash Crime Centers contributed censors claiming Cyprus citizens crowd chartreuse cabs."

"Chester, can Canadian crayons color Cantonese cars?"

"Can."

"Certain?"

"Confirmed."

"Chester, chess?"

"Cathy, checkers?"

"Chinese checkers?"

"Can't."

"Cards?"

"Cribbage?"

"Cool. Come casually."

Chester changed channels.

"Cathy! Commander Claudia canceled Celia's country chicken cooking class."

"Crud. Crazy celebrities."

Chester changed channels.

"Cartoons!" Chester cried.

"Ciao, Chester."

"Ciao, Cathy."

Click.