A pilot of Angola's flag carrier airline TAAG has recently been suspended after he landed at the wrong airport. The central African nations national airline has had a somewhat chequered past including being banned from flying to any European destinations.
A woman in Detroit this week had a very lucky escape, a bullet that was fired at her was deflected away by the bra she was wearing. The under wired bra deflecting the said bullet and after a check-up, she only suffered some bruising.
In the Irish Republic, a small town in the west of the country had an unusual event this week when a bull escaped from the town's cattle market. It made off down the main street of the town and was caught on CCTV cameras as it passed through a set of electronic doors and into a store. It passed right through the store before exiting at the other end. Luckily it caused no damage inside the building and was quickly recaptured once it was outside again. Brings to mind that tale of a bull in a china shop....
For many years school janitors have been ready to pounce on any students caught or spotted chewing gum. The fear or finding discarded gum on the underside of chairs and desks resulted in bans in many schools of this habit. A recent study by US researchers has led to the claim that chewing gum in class or while doing homework can actually improve academic performance. The report suggested that after only 14 weeks of chewing gum over students not chewing improved grades by around 3%. Sorry janitors, it looks like those gum scrapers may have to be put to use again.
Finally for this week, a strange but true story from Thailand. An eccentric millionaire dog owner has had made for his dog a tiara. In these troubled times when many are struggling on a week to week basis this odd but rich person has spent £3 million on his pet pooch, and he says he now needs another piece of similar jewellery to match this. I like dogs, but pampering to this level is a little bizarre, I could think of a few places it would be better spent.
Source:- yahoonews
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Post a CommentI actually did hear the thing abt chewing gum in school helping kids work off tension. And to think when I was in 1st grade, a boy was made to sit in front of the class w/ his shoe on his head & the wad of gum stuck to the tip of his nose! Lots more distracting (& entertaining & giggly) to the class than the kid's gum chewing! Is it any wonder he became a class clown? BTW, I'm NEVER going anywhere w/out my underwires again! Fun article, John. ; )
Huge John Cleese fan here and this article is full of news we can use....somehow...for something...perhaps in a future novel or story? LOL I love these.
An excellent piece that you have here John. I love it. Johnny Yuma
News-U-Can-Use, no doubt about it.
Funny...
Basil Fawlty was one of the funniest characters ever on television. Fawlty Towers is a riot. I have it on DVD, and I still pull it out and watch it again, and I laugh like I did the first time I saw it. John Cleese is a genius.
Great Humor-article! Thanks:)
That GOD for that wonder bra! ;-)
A bulletproof bra and brain-boosting chewing gum! Wow! These are great news stories; thanks for sharing, John.
Thanks for doing this. I enjoy reading this. Without you, I would be so uninformed. :-)