A Cruel Satire Living Amongst Us

All the homos, lesbos, bifags and transqueers should immediately report to the nearest bridge and step off into the cleansing baptismal waters of oblivion. Do not be comforted by the national empathetic moan. Soon the event will not be newsworthy and we will go back to badgering, bullying and mocking your sexual proclivities. Why suffer the indignity of '˜don't ask, don't tell', have your marriage nullified by a vote of neighbors or endure callous teachers and your cruel piers through grade school, high school and into college. Report to the bridge today!

After you have been washed away bring on the old people; you are stupid, stinky and slow. While you may not be homosexual, you smell of cheap talcum and BENGAY and most assuredly you are in the way.

Then bring the immigrants. Those vile brown people with their foreign chatter.

Next the blacks, then the Jews, Chinks, Japs, Slants, Polaks, Hunkies, Dagos, Greasers and Micks; there's so many unworthy of this world, the rivers and oceans shall surely fill. Then one day I will find myself in line, the back of the line God willing.