A Day with the Girls

Mommy: Shut up!

Liebchen to Troublemaker: It worked! She's awake! It can be hugs time now!

*both dogs jump on bed and walk over every bit of Mommy's old tired body*

Mommy: Get down! Go lay down!

*both dogs lay down on Mommy*

Mommy: Oooofff!

Liebchen: It can be hugs time now!

Mommy: No, go away.

Liebchen: It can be hugs time now!

Mommy: Go!

Liebchen: IT CAN BE HUGS TIME NOW!

Mommy: Fine. *pat pat pat hug hug hug* Now go away.

Liebchen: More hugs.

Mommy: *pat pat pat hug hug hug*

Troublemaker: HUGS TIME FOR ME!

*Mommy pats and hugs both dogs*: Now go away.

*Liebchen runs to door and back to Mommy. Runs to door and back to Mommy*: Wanna go out!

Mommy: Let me change out of my PJs

Liebchen *still running back and forth*: Wanna go OUT!

Mommy: Just a second!

*Liebchen runs faster back and forth* WANNA GO OUT NOW! HAVE TO GO NOW! NOW! GO OUT! NOW!

*Mommy lets dog out, shuts door and turns away*

Liebchen: WANNA COME IN! IN! WANNA COME IN!

*Troublemaker runs to Mommy with a sock*

Mommy: Give me that! *reaches for sock*

Troublemaker: Is mine! *holds sock just out of Mommy's reach*

Mommy: That's mine! Drop it!

Troublemaker: Catch me! *runs around livingroom like a maniac* I has sock! Catch me!

Liebchen: WANNA COME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!

*Mommy lets Liebchen in*

Troublemaker to Liebchen*: I HAS SOCK!

Liebchen: MY WANTS SOCK! *chases Troublemaker around the livingroom*

Mommy: DAMMIT WILL YOU TWO STOP! GO LAY DOWN!

*both dogs give Mommy a hurt look and lay down in the middle of the floor*

Mommy: Drop the sock!

Troublemaker: is mine.

Mommy: Drop it!

Troublemaker: Is MINE!

Mommy: Drop it!

Troublemaker: IS MINE! CATCH ME! *jumps up and runs around livingroom like a maniac*

Liebchen: MY WANTS SOCK! *chases Troublemaker around livingroom*

*five minutes later*

Liebchen: Wanno go out.

Mommy: You were just out. Go lay down.

Liebchen: WANNA GO OUT NOW! NOW! HAVE TO GO! NOW! OUT! OUT! NOW!

*copy/paste repeat*