A Dieter's Lament
Another day, another diet,
All is quiet. All is quiet.
No pounds gained.
No pounds lost.
Guess I've decided
That I'm the boss.
Eating less, eating less,
I must confess. I must confess.
Still can't fit in my ten year old dress.
Oh what a mess. Oh what a mess.
I'm glad that I got this off my chest.
I'm done dieting.
I'm heading WEST!
All is quiet. All is quiet.
No pounds gained.
No pounds lost.
Guess I've decided
That I'm the boss.
Eating less, eating less,
I must confess. I must confess.
Still can't fit in my ten year old dress.
Oh what a mess. Oh what a mess.
I'm glad that I got this off my chest.
I'm done dieting.
I'm heading WEST!
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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