A Dorky Poem Inspired by Our New AC Contributor Profile Pages
Peekaboo, I See You!
Giant high-resolution picture (not quite as scary as I'd dreaded-phew!)
Giant stats (why can't they round my page views up-way up?)
My enormous face
Frizzy hair
Tired smile
Crap, now everyone knows what I really look like
They'll recognize me when I'm buying groceries and ask for my autograph
What a pain!
Gotta pick my favorite articles to feature, but which ones?
This is too hard
All my AC articles are flawless masterpieces
They should all be featured
Sheesh
Gotta check out the new, "enhanced" profile pages of all my favorite AC Contributors
GASP!
Where'd those teeth-hair-eyes-freckles-nose-wrinkles come from?
Who are these people?
Now I know what my AC friends really look like
Cool!
Read more about our new profile pages at the Associated Content from Yahoo! blog. Stop staring at my gigantic profile picture (I'm shy).
Published by Maria Roth
I love popcorn, cashews, cheesecake, Jane Austen, my husband and children, and Conan O'Brien. Why should you be jealous of me? I am double-jointed in both thumbs, I live in Kansas, I'm tall, and I'm modest... View profile
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65 Comments
Post a CommentHa ha- hilarious- my photo is what I really look like- I truly am a weird red rock with water swirling around it...
lol, so many profile pics the person did not look at all what I've been seeing in my mind all this time
I read it too fast and thought you said "nose wrinkles!" Well I've had my laugh for the day. Come on over and catch a glimpse of my nose wrinkles anytime! :)
Hmm nobody has asked for my autograph yet - well except random people in Pakistan and India who wanted to take pictures with me (to say I was their American girlfriend I'm sure).
You're right, Maria, it's a real bother to be spotted in public by all those bill collectors...I mean FANS! Yeah, right, fans.
I think your pic is lovely
Luckily I had already switched my pic to flowers, lol.
I really like your picture!
So cute! I did like my photo better small!
Makes me thankful for my bunnies!