A Funny Thing Happened

Murderers Row & Media Murderers Row
Murderers Row was the 1927 New York Yankees: it consisted of the fearsome lineup which was death to other pitchers and other teams. The media of 2011 has a Murderers Row and it consists of a team that perhaps you may not have understood as Murderers Row though you've probably heard of them individually and never thought of them as a team. You might now perceive that those 24-hour news stations couldn't possibly be so bad at programming without pushing a hidden purpose through those awkward tv shows. This team has a coverup as their victory each day and the cover up is difficult to imagine and perceive. You also mighty not have known that the Department of Justice is aware of this team who are united under banners: that being the three or five-letter logos of the various television networks. This is something you've never heard of you might be saying to your self right now: the very idea of a coverup requires you don't see the various elements of the team and connect them. MSNBC has its team members while PBS has some as well.

A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Forum
As stories go this one makes the saying truth is stranger than fiction seem very true. My path to the forum or in my case the White House has been eventful, so eventful it would take several volumes--full length books--to cover all the cloak and dagger intrigue and fly-by-night shenanigans that have crossed my path. As a matter of fact it's a test of my ability to condense stories--MANY, MANY stories-- simply to fit it into the internet format: I don't actually know when my page limit on this story will be reached: at some point I will need to use the words "Volume Two" to continue on another HTML address. I trust by then my page views or readership is sorted out so I can continue to comfortably write my tale. I really need triple-digit page limits to even begin to tell the story of my path to the forum in one still very condensed story. "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" has a ring to it so I think I'll use it to display--and briefly encapsulate--my amazing story.

Here's the Starting Lineup
Some of the names are familiar to you: Hoda Kotb, Gwen Ifill, Rachel Maddow, Lawrence O' Donnell, Lester Holt, Al Roker and Chris Matthews. These are the people charged with guarding the secret and of course covering the mountainous misdeeds of the coverup itself. The team is charged with covering up a perverse intervention by some irreverent and loud mouthed law enforcement people WAY Back in the 1970s...this effort at covering up some weird goings-on was aided by the notoriety of the Patty Hearst story back in the 1970s: you remember the little rich girl who ended up in jail after being kidnapped. You don't hear more provocative stories than that. It has been told to me that her story was "planned" to cover up my own fiasco whereby subliminal messaging was targeted at a twelve-year old to get him to change the way he (that's me) perceived the world. Of course the idea that subliminal messaging could push someone throught he world was at the core of the perverse story. Mechanical devices were used to "transmit" images that were carried by electromagnetic signals. There were salacious and lewd stories related by the adults responsible. They were targeted at a twelve-year old as I mentioned. This is what is being covered up and has been since the early 1970s...in the process of covering up this initial misdeed there were assaults, break ins, mayhem and numerous crimes, too many to enumerate. The coverup was worse than the crime which we've heard before. It was and IS way worse. In fact the initial crime that I described might not even been the most serious crime that is of concern to the team.

Professional Hackers
In the process of covering up the crime I have been hacked in my capacity as a contributor to the Yahoo Contributor Network which has become my outlet for describing the abuses involved in this fiasco. I have been hacked on a regular basis so much that the money I earned writing for the Yahoo Contributor Network has been misreported--under-reported-- to me. My letters--Emails--to the people at Yahoo have been intercepted, delayed, and most likely blocked from their destination altogether to keep me from relating concerns to the people at Yahoo. As an example of the issue I've been dealing with I wrote an Email to one of the Yahoo Contributor Network employees who is tasked with helping contributors with isuues related to writing at this site. It used to be known as AssociatedContent.com and some still refer to it as that. The last Email I wrote in early April has not yet been responded to and I only now after writing this editorial expect a response. I hate to say it, but I'm concerned that the DOJ has infiltrated them as well as the networks I've previously mentioned. The DOJ approves of this cover up?!

Can You Fathom This Story: Four Decades Siege
As a citizen do you believe this story is EVEN possible. Perhaps after you read this piece you'll scrutunize the content and behavior of the MSNBC, NBC and PBS employees I've referred to as team members involved in the coverup. A book would even be not enough space to describe the crimes and plain rudeness involved in this story of mine.

Wait, There's More
I neglected to mention in the initial description of this story that NBC has been a launching pad used by the siege makers as a portal for their strange communications. Jay Leno and David Letterman are long time siegesters in the chase of which I'm the object. Meredith Vieira has had contributions to the lack of a focused solution, but the real work at terrorizing me has been done by MSNBC employee Chris Matthews.

NOT Dave Matthews but Chris Matthews
If you're a non-viewer of the show Chris Matthews hosts on MSNBC daily he has been pointed at as one of the initial actors who united in an offensive against me who at the time was twelve-years old. Prior to that time they were also involved in subliminally targetting me with nonsense: it appears that only after getting a non-response from me to their negative entreaties to be less than wholesome lets say they upgraded hostilities to an all out guerilla war on me. This assault was nothing more than a round the clock guerilla war using magnetic devices and amplified magnetic signals to deliver "messages" to me in my house: all this took place surreptitiously and was perpetrated by adults who stealthily crept about my neighborhood. Amazing, huh!

It sounds like a story of the sort you would see at a movie or in a novel, but the fact is the people who followed me for several years in my junior high and senior school years put together a bit that led to me falling off a cliff in a small town in Pennsylvania called Woolrich: my falll was the result of a devious plan to message me from two locations . One message would lead me, unknowingly, off the edge of a cliff I was camping near. Then as now texting will divert your attention as was the case when I fell while being diverted by these messages...this was of course pre-cell phone days--in the 1970s--but the effect of multiple messages was the same then as now. Your attention from multiple messages is diverted. This "texting" was achieved by projection devices and wouldn't accurately be described as texting as we today understand it: it might be more accurately described as "messaging" though I wasn't "messaging" back


Assaults & Mayhem
There have been assaults throughout my years that were planned and carried out by this group including an episode where I was in a vehicle when a brick was thrown throught the front windshield while it was going down a four-lane highway. I have been drugged by this group with one occasion, coincidentally, when my Dad had that same day entered an intensive care unit in my hometown hospital recovering from a serious surgery.

This is a story that has everything including the fact that I'm seen as a likely presidential candidate down the road: that is once the people perpetrating this crime decide it's time to be appreciate the damage done and walk away from the spotlight.

How do They do it?
How do the type of people who occupy the spotlight walk away when their self-important personalities push them into insane and complicated coverups? When will Chris Matthews step down and how about Lawrence O' Donnell and Hoda Kotb? Any of them exiting the tv stage would be the end of the siege which has tied up a lot of FBI agents believe it or not. In Richmond, Virginia where I live the FBI is daily involved in helping to manage the success of the coverup.

What a story this is in a country of what I'm perceiving are a public of naive yet nurturing people. How would they see this story in a headline on their favorite internet site or a newspaper or magazine? We'll see how the FBI reacts to the complicated coverup.

Hacking Plus!
Despite the fact my numbers that are displayed to me every day are STILL being manipulated by way of a dedicated hacking effort known to the FBI and the Department of Justice I'm going to continue to add facts onto this pile of already nauseating bits of arrogance I've already mentioned. Oh, by the way when my numbers are manipulated my work goes unpaid for by this site I write for that you're seeing this story on right now. As I alluded to in previous stories about my marathon with the team who is assisting me is misrepresenting my success (page views)...this is curiously done to support my rise to the top of the Democratic Party. I'm talking about the team of people who show up to most of us on MSNBC television.

MSNBC Daytime
The MSNBC daytime lineup of personalities which is a generous word for what a lot of them are has a hand in changing the subject: whatever that comfort level you were counting on you will have to readjust. This is the attack on me and this is the message to me: readjust!

To further clarify this point you need to continue to read the entire scope of the attack on me. Keep in my mind this team who is represented at the 2PM hour by Tamron Hall has had a constant message or plan for me for perhaps four decades which precedes the formation of the MSNBC network by some twenty years. Tamron Hall wants me to adjust my view of the world and thereby exculpate her and her associates from blame for prior actions. This notice right now will deny that reality from happening because I won't be forgetting soon the thuggery and caveman behavior of the rest of the team which includes Philadelphia's favorite caveman Chris Matthews. Tamron Hall it should be noted has no problem throwing down a gauntlet on her own and insisting it be observed like an act of war denying a besieged population basic necessities. This is the nature of the behavior that some--not all--at MSNBC have chosen to display. Can you not perceive the difference between sincerely nice versus genuinely pushy and abrasive behavior by viewing from your living room?

Why doesn't the Department of Justice act?
You might be hearing the story I'm telling and wondering how this story--this unbelievable, incredible story--continues to happen with such a large number of people being involved. It seems impossible that no one would alert the Department of Justice of the seriousness of the crimes involved in this fiasco. Offficers of the court one would think would alert the appropriate Department of Justice people that there needs to be a prosecution of the instigators of this series of crimes: it's of course a conspiracy. Officers of the court are required to report crimes as a function of their status as officers of the court. The responsibility to take note of a crime is not only the task of police officers. Department of Justice employees of which the FBI is a part are responsible to report crimes to appropriate DOJ people. This has obviously happened , but the DOJ has decided to not act responsibly. So I guess I'll keep on writing until the appropriate people around the DOJ are embarrassed. So read on.

As a duty she has assigned herself Hoda Kotb of NBC television via the FBI or the Department of Justice--take your pick--has subcontracted out if you will the task of reeling me in as a functional tool to enhance the comfort level in America since we the people choose to be happy. She has brought in really bad actors or manipulators from the Republican National Committee who--surprise, surprise--don't want America acting comfortably and without undue stress. The RNC has such abusive subliminal material you'd be shocked they had the nerve to air it publicly. They do have the nerve since the FBI/ DOJ team has given them time slots you could describe it as to make me miserable. The RNC is given time when the FBI misery team runs out of suitably oppressive ideas. Can you believe it?!

In my capacity as a creative and optimistic person I'm super-functional you could say and therein lies the problem: the cover up wins in the battle to "find" my practical and functional brain. It's actually too easy for those actually concerned for my welfare--and America's-- the team (the DOJ/FBI team) says so it must not be practical to let me have my way.

If you've been following the path of Hoda Kotb --of the FBI and NBC-- you'll take note that there is no direct path for her to satisfaction. It is like watching someone getting flailed and we the audience of NBC morning television are expected to sympathize with her bizarre ritual--daily ritual--of heaping ridiculous routines on us and somehow expecting happy responses. The vicarious thrill is her deal or not her deal however you choose to understand her chosen mission. If you haven't caught her act--and it is an act--then you didn't miss anything fun, but you missed something which is intended as an intentional diversion to redirect your and everyone's attention.

Oh, by the way in her capacity as an FBI agent she is also an officer of the court: a bad officer of the court!

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ESPN Doesn't Want Unvited
ESPN has made its presence know with the likes of Colin Cowherd--not Cowterd which is funnier I always think to myself--who has no sense of his own innapropiate behavior. Television people have a responsibility though it's self-interpreted: to deliver a palatable message that isn't alarming. Colin Cowherd is running the "Superman and the Clowns Show" on his daily ESPN show: he has been referred to by so many negative adjectives it's hard to pick the best one. He got on tv by virtue by of him having an abundance of bad friends that have crossed my path at some point who obviously have no idea how incompetent and incapable he is of covering their also insane lack of judgment. He is part of the chase of me: as a matter of fact I asked the FBI to look into how he has made subliminal messages part of my day. Their lack of enthusiasm was remarkable as it has always been to someone in my position. If I sort out the clutter of ironically always bad tv people helping me I'll get a look at the future I have. Lawrence O' Donnell is also happy with Colin Cowherd's effort because he looks like he has company in his foolishness and buffoonery.

Lawrence O' Donnell: The Never Ending Vacation from Reality
Lawrence who used to work in the White House during the Clinton years though I have no idea why he is qualified has appointed himself head of a team which he perceives will cover the confusuing clutter of interwoven people who need their bad judgments covered by his slow motion brain. I have to say it: I don't want his help getting to the White House. Fess up Lawrence: you're not up to the job of making me look good. I've not been given the choice of hiring (or firing) a campaign director thus you are acting in violation of Federal Election Commision laws. I can't fire you BECAUSE I didn't hire you so I guess the appropriate exit is not understood.

I could hire any number of people to make me look good on television and they will ACTUALLY accomplish that which isn't difficult and also book me for speaking engagements whereby I will ACTUALLY get paid...did I mention that Lawrence O' Donnell and company (he has help) have cooked my numbers that I get writing for this site and has thereby robbed me. I am daily robbed because there is a software package on my site which I detected that is misrepresenting my page views to me every day. There is also harassment coming from his production team which is a noteworthy effort by him if simply for its bizarre nature. Lawrence could make anyone stop bad behavior simply by stating he does it himself: this is the man who has appointed himself my campaign director...I suppose its better than having Keith Olbermann "helping me." Lawrence is a classic buzz killer: he's a champion buzz killer.

I could TODAY be making the money Sarah Palin for instance is earning as a Republican darling though Lawrence thinks I eat air and breathe food. That's his output: eat air, breathe food. He thinks like that. This is some story as of an unvitation being accepted like a Sooner staking a claim on a not-yet-available property. There are more installments of this story so stop back as this astounding story has many, many layers.

Gwen Ifill: I Think It's Gonna' Rain
Here we are on Friday night and I just saw one of my nemeses--I think you spell it that away--Gwen Ifill of PBS via the DOJ/ FBI training center who has given herself the task of dealing with my optimism--have you noticed my insane and sometimes comical optimism--by uniting with whomever is available in sober political prudence. As a matter of fact the only people she could find who are insanely prudent to the extent of sacrificing their own happiness it appears are the Republican Party who are represented on Washington Week--the Friday night half hour show--by the likes of John Dickerson. John Dickerson has sacrificed any sense of present, past, or future happiness to work with Gwen Ifill who needs an ally against me so badly she has teamed with the bummer (another bummer--there are more available--of Friday nights. The Republicans need--in the worst way--to look as if they AREN'T out of the mainstream by of course uniting with Gwen Ifill who brings the firehose every Friday night to their MacArthur Park studio to provide the rain for the desperately thirsty birthday cake sitting out in the park looking for some raindrops: you know the song don't you about the cake, the rain, the arduous baking routine, the hard-to-recollect recipe. This is the Gwen Ifill I know well from years of birthday bashes that were done under a clear sky and required a firehose: perhaps Brian Williams (a famously modest former volunteer fireman) also sometimes a contributor to Gwen's efforts could direct the aim of the torrent. That's a lot of poetic metaphors in a story isn't it.

The fact is Gwen also has a lot to cover up as all the team members have: the team members who have united against me (they would maybe imply that it is for me) sometimes blur the lines between their efforts so much that the effort fails completely. That's where the local team in Richmond is so important: to provide a gauntlet to give the feds (the G-men) hope for tomorrow. This will make a great story so of course I am continuing to write. The Richmond FBI field office can be counted on to provide aloof comfort for the afflicted while occasionally appearing to smugly wear the cap of the extremely comfortable. Stay (satyrically) tuned!