A Hundred Clubbing Cockneys Nightmare Haiku
Didn't like me jokes,
Getting their own back on me -
Clubbing me poor 'ead.
Getting their own back on me -
Clubbing me poor 'ead.
Cockney Overload
Here's some of my stuff, which upset the Cockneys.
The Paul Rance Lectures: British Accents (1) - Posh, Cockney, South Lincolnshire/Nottingham
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14 Comments
Post a CommentSo yer gettin to em? (can you hear the accent?)
perhaps the spirits had them cockeyed? &)
I hope they didn't damage your brain.
Yikes! You mean you couldn't win them over with your charm?
No one could hate such good humor.
Don't worry, Paul! We'll stick up for your right to creative expression!
aw, good one!
You obviously went to the wrong sort of club that night.
So clever!
Are there haters of Paul? He is so cool!