A Limerick for Osama Bin Laden
Osama Bin Laden has issued a new cryptic warning from his smelly armpit of a cave. He's threatening nations for exercising their freedom to draw Mohammed however they see fit. My thought is that every free country and newspaper in the world should start publishing these pictures. Hard to attack the entire world, isn't it?
But, in honor of the kooky, psychotic, mass-murdering, millionaire's latest tape, how about a couple of limericks?
Bin Laden was a guy with lots of luck
Who certainly isn't a sitting duck
But it's not hard to be brave
When you sit in a cave
Let's face it, Osama, you suck!
As a terrorist Osama is the worst
Getting people to strap on bombs that will burst
If he came to me urgin'
Me to meet 72 virgins
I'd say, "Hey, Bin Laden..... you first!"
Published by Crutnacker
Freelance writer and business professional from Louisville, Kentucky. Husband, father of one beautiful daughter and three annoying cats. Lived in Maryland, Boston, MA, and Louisville, KY. View profile
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12 Comments
Post a CommentTo visit the grave of Osama
Would be a bit of a trauma.
The path to be trodden
Would be thoroughly sodden,
Thanks to swift work by Obama.
To visit the grave of Osama
Would be a bit of a trauma.
The path to be trodden
Would be thoroughly sodden,
Thanks to swift work by Obama.
To visit the grave of Osama
Would be a bit of a trauma.
The path to be trodden
Would be thoroughly sodden,
Thanks to swift work by Obama.
Just awesome!!
That's a riot "Let's face it, Osama, YOU SUCK!!!!!"
oh OSAMA, not OBAMA. Ok, that makes all the difference.
OK, another weird duck! I like you already! (subscribed/faved for my periodical doses of insanity) [grin]
*LOL* Bridget's comment reminds me of Jeff Dunham's skit with the terrorist dummy. They never said the virgins were female..... *LOL* Very funny limerick! I just added you to my favorites. :-)
Cute limericks, Crutnacker!
The 72 virgin idea has got to be one of the most asinine beliefs I've ever heard. The mathematics are ridiculous...