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The Penny King Offers to Buy Vans Café for 50,000,000 Pennies!

Commitments To Donate up to 2.5 Billion Pennies To Be Washed in Soap Lake Received on 1.11.10

Budapest Bank, a GE Money Bank, Commits Purchase of First Tranche of $25 million for City of Soap Lake Improvement Bonds at Zero Interest.

Earthwork Foundation Inc. of Nevada Commits to $100,000,000 to establish Jobs in Soap Lake.

Health Builders Ministries Moves from Soap Lake to Lake City

The Penny King Files Slander Suit Against Jack D. Patrick of Patrick Real Estate Company in Ephrata

Saturday, January 09, 2010 Soap Lake Washington

It has been five days since the Infinite Freedom Foundation of King County has had its water turned off at the hands of an unethical police chief that works for a crooked mayor.

The City of Soap Lake was served with papers on January 8^th, 2010 demanding that they provide copies of the water bill, copies of any notices of delinquency, and copies of any notice of shut up!

While the Penny King has been busy with coordinating moving funds from the money markets of Budapest, his birthplace, to cover the purchases of $25 million worth of real estate, a formal letter was written to a disgruntled and disaffected Realtor at Windermere Real Estate in Ephrata who had previously questioned the wisdom of the greatest banker who ever walked on the face of the earth!

Without touting or boasting, and maintaining his humility, the Penny King has been quietly buying up every home on the market in Soap Lake getting ready to wash all his pennies that he has hoarded since he was a young twelve year old bank robber!

The letter that was written to the Realtors of Grant County who have started a whispering campaign against him, and have been exchanging hate mail such as the one that was sent by Jack Patrick of Patrick Real Estate Company of Ephrata calling the Penny King "this is the Basket Case everyone is spending their time on", is excerpted below for the readers of the continuous saga of the city of soap lake soap opera.

The Penny King was last seen asking his neighbor, "What are these people in Ephrata afraida?"

From the Bond Addendum Letter Dated January 7^th, 2010

"In reference to the apparent misunderstanding as to the total donation amount of three per cent toward closing costs and the remainder over and above all of the Buyers Closing Costs permit me to advise you by this formal letter that it was not our intention to deceive but rather to facilitate a donation to one of our many sponsors, the Earthwork Foundation Inc. which is a registered 501C3 Organization in Nevada.

Your donation goes to the following causes:

1. To pay for overhead and administration costs involved in the underwriting and private placement of zero interest mortgages secured by your property to personnel who work for the Infinite Freedom Foundation;

2. To buy pennies from poor people in Soap Lake for a dollar each whose dollars have become so inflated because of corruption of our banking and legal financial systems currently operating in the Grant County marketplace; and

3. To provide seed money to form the Grant County Chapter of the Infinite Freedom Foundation which will carry on God's work of freeing people from the slavery of usurious interest rates and the corruption of peoples pennies, making them worthless in the money markets, whereas it is actually the United States Dollar which is really worthless to people outside the boundaries of this once great nation.

Historical Original document was filed with the Superior Court of Grant County.