A Little Ditty from the Pundit/Poet Bandwagon

Some Conservatives point leftward and say "you dems spend like drunks!
good stocks and bonds had bought my yacht, now both are sinking junk!"

"The dems retort - 'we know that economic times are leaner...
"...but you C's were plenty wasteful, too, harking 'Weiner showed his weiner!"

So, now, can we please do our jobs so people can get theirs?
Our left/right sparring, say some so just "it seems none of them cares!"

Let Dimasi, Casey, Whitey, Weiner have their moments in the sun.
But, to duly serve America, let's please get this shit done!"