A Pair of Schillers

Mike Powers
A pair of Schillers at N-P-R
Have got a big problem... did they go too far?

Viv ran the show as the C-E-O
Of National Public Radio.
A big fuss ensued when they fired Juan
'Cause they didn't like his comments, they said: "So long!"
Viv lost her bonus, but she kept her job -
For the time being - as the big nabob.

Ron (no relation) was a senior veep;
He got himself in trouble that was really deep.
He said some nasty things in a secret video
'Bout them "Tea Party racists and xenophobes."
Fund-raiser Ron left his bosses stunned
When he said "Let's get rid of all Federal funds..."

The Board of Directors at N-P-R
Said of the Schillers: "Now they've gone too far!!"
Ron's already gone; it's time for Viv to quit,
We'll accept her resignation 'with regret...' "

A pair of Schillers just got the heave-ho
From National Public Radio...

Published by Mike Powers

Winner of the 2010 Best of AC Award in the Books category, I am a freelance writer with extensive experience writing online book, movie, and music reviews, poetry, short stories, and other articles of gener...  View profile

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  • Lori Gunn7/21/2011

    good writing

  • James Fenelius3/20/2011

    Well put!

  • Bridgitte Williams3/17/2011

    Excellent! :-)

  • Lee Hansen3/16/2011

    They've had some major problems recently.

  • Vonda J. Sines3/16/2011

    This one brought a smile.

  • Lorena Richie3/15/2011

    very good.

  • LG Crabtree3/13/2011

    Great job with the poem! I'm not a fan of all these hidden videos and tapes. Like everything, NPR is a mix of positive and negative. This time the negatives won out.

  • Teila Tankersley3/13/2011

    Great job here, as always

  • Carol Roach3/13/2011

    hilarious

  • Lorraine Yapps Cohen3/13/2011

    Great play on words and names, Mike, an an apt metaphor for the shillers.

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