A Perfect Time for Sex?

I have really been interested in knowing the opinion of others about this interesting question which has cropped up many a times before me. What is actually the perfect time to have sex? I have read several articles on this; from health experts, sexologists, psychologists, thinkers and a cross section of people from the society.

There have been people who have told me about the demerits of doing it just after a heavy meal; and how it can really put you off if you have loaded bowels because of the strenuousness of the physical effort involved in the act.

There have been people who have told me about the virtues of having sex after waking up in the morning. Which centered more around the fact that the body felt more relaxed and refreshed after a good night's sleep and would be in its best shape to enjoy a good dose of sex.

Then there have been people who have told me about the wonderful experience they had after emptying their bowels in the morning and indulging in sex in the pouring rain of the bathroom shower. Even i feel a lot convinced about this particular time of the day, because the body is fresh and empty of any wastes inside; and one can indulge in whole hearted sex with no other issues to distract you around.

But again, having said all this; which seems all very relevant in the context of single couples; we would still be left with a lot to ponder for the married couples who have big kids roaming around the house. I guess i would leave this aspect to be answered by you guys and see whether we can reach a perfect time for married couples as well?