A Plausible Alt-ernative to Macro Swill: A Review of Heritage Alt Beer from Erie Brewing Co

I was reading an article today about how Atheists deal with Christmas and I thought "what kind of mental midgets are these people?" Listen, I don't follow any religion, believe in a Creator or think that life has any great significance beyond one's personal values (and also that it's better than being dead!). But these Atheists with a self-identifying capital A and a grudge against the Jesus man have got it all wrong. I'm an atheist by definition but it doesn't affect my life whatsoever. These Atheists though, they are angry at the Christ-man and though that's their right, it's kind of a self-defeating complex to have.

I find it odd that people who don't believe in something are so vociferous against that non-belief. I suspect that most of them are former or disillusioned Christians who no longer believe because somebody forced them into it or maybe had their peepee touched on the church bus. Who knows. Let me go on record as being one atheist for Christmas. My favorite song is Silent Night and the best version I ever heard was from church bells a half a mile away from an old apartment in a misty foggy snow slopped evening at Christmas-time (obviously).

If there is a good reason to believe in Gawd then a few beers into an inebriated state is a start. Euphoric greed in the pleasure department. This is a cross polination between a well-crafted porter and a solid brown but so much smoother than Kojak's dome. If I have to explain the intricacies of the porter and the brown then you are more akin to a non-believer than am I.

5.40% ABV

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