A PLAY on WORDS!

The worlds PUNniest jokes!

1)What do you call a drummer with a head injury? A concussionist!

2)How did the father punish his son when he caught him playing with electricity? He grounded him!

3)We recently hired a man at work who has three arms; they're paying him 'time-and-a-half'!

4)A man was pulled over by the police while driving with his six-month-old son in his lap. When the the officer asked him why , he replied " I'm helping him develop his motor-skills"!

5)What do you call a used bicycle salesman? A re-cycler!

6)What's a dog's favorite seafood? Catfish!

7)What's the name of the circus thats never on time? The Cirque de so-late!

8)How do you find out how old your kitchen sink is? Check it's drain-age!

9)What kind of a boat do you use in Jamaica? A Rasta-ferry!

10)What do you call a clumsy bee? A stumblebee!

11)What do call someone who collects ceiling fans? A fan-addict!

12)A kid got in trouble in school because he kept passing gas in class....so the teacher gave him an "F in ART"!

13)One baby rock says to the other, "I think we're the hardest, toughest rocks in the world"! The other rock says "How would you know that? You're still too young to know everything. That's a pretty "igneous" statement!"

14)What type of car does a Mexican drive? A Manuel tranasmission!

15)What kind of a footstool does a mechanic use? An auto-man(ottoman)!

16)What is a pipe layer's favorite chair? A barstool!

17)Why did the thief turn himself in to the police? His own personal convict-ions!

18)Why did the man bring part of his kitchen chair to his doctors office? The doctor had requested a 'stool' sample!

19)What's a janitor's favorite nut? A pee-can(pecan)!

20)What do call a middle-class drunk? A Su-Bourbon-ite!

21)What's a carpenter's favorite nut? A wall-nut!

22)What do you call a unicycle in the North Pole? An I-cycle!

23)What term is used to describe a house passed down from generation to generation? Heir-conditioned!

24)The local fireplace company is having a sales promotion....with the purchase of a fireplace, you get a free chimney "on the house"!

25)What kind of seagull likes to hang around the bay? A bay-gull!(Thanks to Maddy)