A Politician's Plea for Forgiveness
I'm sorry that I cheated on my wife.
I'm sorry that I cheated on my family.
I'm sorry that I cheated on my constituents.
I'm sorry that I cheated on my business pals.
I'm sorry that I cheated on my beer buddies.
I'm sorry that I cheated on my next door neighbor's dog Max.
I'm sorry that I cheated on my mistress.
I'm sorry that I cheated on America.
I'm sorry that I cheated on the world.
Please forgive me. I shall repent. Now I'd appreciate it if you would send checks of $25, $50, or $100 to my reelection campaign. I'm sorry to ask for money at a time like this, but I am a moral man who celebrates family values. I must admit though that I was kicked out of my house. My wife was not so forgiving.
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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3 Comments
Post a CommentVery funny sweet, I enjoyed it very much.
Ha ha this was cute!!!!!
Ha ha ha..........very funny, and do you think I would donate even a cent? Instead I want a tax refund check ranging from $250 to $1,000!!!!!!!!!!