A Public Service Announcement On Blowjobs

Getting head is great. I would compare the experience to receiving a twenty-dollar-bill from a stranger on the street. Yes, receiving a blowjob is just like getting twenty bucks from a stranger for no reason. Kind of. I mean there are subtle differences, but in essence they are pretty much the same thing. I'm getting something for simply having the proper body part needed to accept such a fine gesture-a hand in the instance of the twenty-dollar-bill and a...well you know, and if you don't, you probably are too young to be reading this.

Nevertheless, the only work needed in order to receive a blowjob is a bit of kissing and nipple sucking--at least in my experience that has been the requirements--and I'm cool with that; for a blowjob that is a perfectly fair trade--almost a steal really. Which reminds me of a conversation I once had. The kid was a total bro; popped collar, shitty expensive cologne, and the voice of an idiot pretty much sum him up. He was telling me that if you get a chick to go down on you and you don't get laid then that would be considered a failed sexual encounter.

Now I understand that the use of roofies probably played a role in his opinion as it is easy to take advantage of a borderline unconscious girl, but as a guy who refrains from such tactics, I can safely say a blowjob is a success. There are a variety of reasons why a girl might give you head and not the whole shebang. Maybe she's afflicted by cramps and lower body bleeding. Or maybe she's just classy. After all, giving head on the first date is a surefire way of getting a second date. Not to mention she doesn't come off as a whore. Yes, that's it. Girls who give head, but not sex on the first "encounter" just practice higher morals than those other sluts. And who doesn't like a girl with morals? If we could figure out a way to combine girls with high morals (aka blowjob givers) and strangers who give out twenty-dollar-bills, I'm pretty sure that would be the first step towards Heaven on Earth. I mean, getting head is great, but imagine being paid twenty bucks to get blown.