A Redneck's Take on Angelina Jolie

GMJ
This redneck really gits his blood pumpin' win dreamin' about Angelina Jolie!
Win she's around, I reckon she makes them birdies sing like they're on steroids!

Here's what she looks like when she's dun pluckin' her mustache haares:
brunette with nicely laced cow utters.

Angelina Jolie is purdier than a coon-cap in a microwave.
She dun impressed her fans with that goofy movie "Hackers".

Angelina Jolie is now famous 'nough to make sex goddess Martha Stewart jealus.

So next time yer loadin' yer toolbelt down to yer buttcrack, think about that sexy gal: Angelina Jolie.

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