A Redneck's Take on Kirsten Dunst

This redneck really gits his blood pumpin' win dreamin' about Kirstin Dunst!
Win she's around, I reckon she makes them birdies sing like they're on steroids!

Here's what she done looks like win she gits up to milk the cows:
a fencepost with the knotholes in all the right places.

Kirstin Dunst is purdier than a coon-cap in a microwave. Mah Grandma Waddlebuns ain't got nothin' nice ta say about Kirstin Dunst.

She says she's got a suspishess lookin' Adam's apple.

Mah cuzin Jeb says Kirstin Dunst would be funner than skinnin' varmints.

Maybe wun day she'll visit mah hometown 'n we could set together on mah front-porch swing an' watch the ground crack or watch mah cousin jeb's crack.

I reckon she was the queen uv cornpones when she dun them crazy thangs that made her popler.

Kirstin Dunst come a long way from that shy little gal who used to raise her bra up the flag pole.

So next time yer loadin' yer toolbelt down to yer buttcrack, think about that sexy gal: Kirstin Dunst.