A Redneck's Take on Nikki Cox

This redneck really gits his blood pumpin' win dreamin' about Nikki Cox!
She makes mah manhood holler from below the belt if ya know whadda mean. Hyuk! Hyuk!

After she's dun scrapin' the mud paddies off her face, I reckon she has:
brown ahhs,brown haare, 'n hooters that'll stop a mack truck!.

Nikki Cox is purdier than all mah tattoos put together! Yeeehaaaw!
I reckon she was the queen uv cornpones when she dun that goofy t.v. show "Unhappily Ever After".

Nikki Cox come a long way from that shy little gal who used to raise her bra up the flag pole.

So next time yer loadin' yer toolbelt down to yer buttcrack, think about that sexy gal: Nikki Cox.