A Redneck's Take on Paris Hilton
I is uh big ol' fan uv Paris Hilton!
When she enters uh room, the clock's hands stick strait up to noon.
Win the makeup covers this gal's hidden treasures, she looks like this:
blond haare, blew eyes, long skinny legs, 'n batty eyelashes.
When she enters uh room, the clock's hands stick strait up to noon.
Win the makeup covers this gal's hidden treasures, she looks like this:
blond haare, blew eyes, long skinny legs, 'n batty eyelashes.
Paris Hilton is purdier than a coon-cap in a microwave.
She dun made uh name fer herself when she dun that goofy t.v. show "The Simple Life".
Paris Hilton started out with humble beginnins, but now all them polecats who stood in her way can jest kiss her countertop cushins!
So next time yer loadin' yer toolbelt down to yer buttcrack, think about that sexy gal: Paris Hilton.
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