A Redneck's Take on Sandra Bullock

Wunce upon uh time thar was uh celebritee by the name uv Sandra Bullock!
She makes the short haares on the back uv mah neck feel long.
Win she's all dolled up with her dippity doo, she looks like this:
a sexy brunette with beeuteeeful bullocks.

Sandra Bullock is purdier than the hairy-legged whore who stands in front of the Piggly Wiggly!

She dun made uh name fer herself when she dun them goofy movies she dun.
Sandra Bullock is now famous 'nough whar she don't need to do no side jobs no more.

So if'n yew ain't too busy trimmin' yer backhaares with the hedge cleaver, drop on by and say howdy to Sandra Bullock.