A Reporter Jumps at the Chance to Cover Skydiving - and Lives to Write About It
I'll Do Anything to Chase a Story, Even Jump Out of a Plane!
Before the Jump: 12:00pm
Who would have ever thought a girl who is afraid of flying and falling would participate in an activity that encompasses both? Certainly not the girl who answered yes to Kristie, then Weekender GM/Editor, when asked if she wanted to skydive as part of a new local reality TV show, Dreams 2 Reality.
I'll admit it. I am scared. Totally frightened by the thought of dropping out of an airplane. But I'm getting old, and should be adventurous while I still have a semi-daring bone in my body. (Of course that bone is about the size of half a metatarsal) So, this is the new me, the brave, gutsy Weekender correspondent who will prove her dedication to journalism by doing anything to chase that story, even if it means traveling at over 100 miles per hour through the air to catch it. I may even get a rush out of it and want to go back again. (I'll let you know later this afternoon.)
I guess you could say I am getting some support. My mom thought I was joking. "You won't even go on a roller coaster!" My 10-year-old brother Joey thinks I will definitely poop or pee my pants and then cry all the way down. My 9-year-old sister Shannon asked, "What it you get hit by a plane?" I told her, it was just a little airport, meaning there weren't a lot of planes, but she still had a rebuttal. "But Donna, then what if you get hit by a little plane?"
My boyfriend (at the time) and friends think it is cool I'm doing this, and are genuinely excited for me. Some even say they admire my bravery. Of course, inside I know I'm not really that brave and I just have to do it to follow through. Maybe I will make them proud, or at least myself.
To insure my safety and suppress any qualms, I did some research on the sport and asked everyone I know who has skydived what it was like. I found out that we go up 10,000 feet, about two miles above the ground. I will be tandem, which means I'll jump attached to a pro- A Guinness Book of World Records pro, I may add. We free fall at 125mph for about 30-seconds, and then the chute opens (right?) and we float down for about five to ten minutes. My friend Cori, who made her first jump a month ago, insisted that I would not even feel a dropping sensation in my stomach because I'd be so focused on the breathtaking scenery. She said that the wind is almost pushing up as you are going down, so you feel like you are floating. During the free fall, she says, you can't tell how fast you are going since there are no objects to measure your speed. I hope she's right!
The Jump: 4:00 pm
After taping a segment of the show at the Woodlands, myself and my fellow jumpers, KRZ's J.J. and show co-creator, the Woodlands' Mitch Kornfeld, and the D2R crew headed to the Hazelton Municipal Airport to meet the staff at Above the Poconos Skydiving.
After watching a video overview of the jump and hearing all of the legal ramifications, we signed the releases and had a brief hands-on, classroom training session from Darlene Kellner. We learned exit technique and proper form for the free fall, and practiced several times. Then, we got suited up in jumpsuits and harnesses. My suit made me look like Rainbow Brite. J.J. went up first, along with Mitch. After seeing their smiles upon landing, it was now my turn to fly.
Before loading into the small airplane, my instructor Don Kellner and I practiced the proper exit technique a few times. Then, it was take-off time! The plane was very tiny, and myself and five other jumpers sat close as any five people could be. I was right next to a transparent door that looked like flimsy plastic, but was assured it was stronger than steel. During the ride up, I was a little nervous for the mere fact that I had no parachute on and, once again, was against the door. As part of the routine, you do not get attached to your instructor until you reach 7,000 feet. If that door were to fly open, I was a goner. During the ride up, Don and the pilot decided to have a little fun with me by dropping the plane. I let out some blood-curdling screams that were caught in video, but laughed it off afterwards.
Upon reaching 10,000 feet, about two miles above Hazleton, the door flew open. I was pretty scared by the gushing wind, but surprisingly at the same time was quite calm. Darlene, who was my photographer and videographer, exited the plane and hung out by the wings to capture the moment. Then, Don, to whom I was now safely hooked, and I scooted up and then I put my knees out one by one. Rather than jumping out as most think, the pilot tips the plane so you fall. Before I knew it, I was already plummeting toward the ground at 125-mph. I was absolutely loving it! Darlene was falling right in front of us taking pictures and I was so focused on giving a thumbs-up sign to her, that I couldn't even tell I was falling. The wind was pushing me up as I was going down, so it felt like I was floating, as if I was just lying on the air. There was no falling sensation at all.
We covered 5,000 feet in about 30-seconds when the colorful parachute-built-for-two opened, slowing us down to 15-mph. The pull of the harness hurt a little, but it went away once I looked below and saw little anthills of houses, cars and trees. Amazing! And, it was so quiet. No noise of cars passing, not even any birds chirping. It was just the most peaceful place I have ever, ever, been. In fact, I was so taken in by the beauty of the earth below and the serenity of the air above that I really felt like it was not real.
"Don, this feels like a dream!" I screamed. Now I know why he has made over 33,000 jumps.
While floating down to the grassy airport landing area, Don handed me control of the parachute and we practiced landing. We even did a few corkscrews, which made me a little dizzy, but was fun. A few minutes later, we reached the ground and smoothly landed on our rear ends.
"That was so freakin' awesome! I did it! It literally was a dream!" I yelled to everyone.
Afterthoughts
Now I can be honest. I was completely freaked out about this story assignment. It was so easy to say, "I'm going skydiving on Tuesday", but when Tuesday came, even though I was a nervous wreck I had to go through with it. But now, I am totally at ease about skydiving and can say I dared to do something extreme, something not many dare to do. If anyone thinks they are too scared to skydive, please take my advice and do it anyway. From the moment the door of the plane opened, any fear I had was replaced by excitement, confidence and accomplishment. As Rob Schneider would say, "You can do it!"
A special thanks to Don, Darlene, Harold, Rob, Dave, Tammy and the rest of the Above the Poconos Skydivers crew for the training, packing the chute right, encouraging us, getting us safely up...and of course, down. And, thanks to Dreams to Reality for making this gal's dream to do something totally wild come true.
Published by D. S. Ploshay
Since 2000, Donna Ploshay has contributed to alternative weeklies, newspapers, magazines and puzzle books including "The Times Leader," "The Weekender," "Games" and "Wilkes." Her expertise includes SEO, blog... View profile
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- Most jumps take place at 10,000 feet above the ground- about two miles
- During free fall, you fall at 125-miles an hour


2 Comments
Post a CommentGirl you are sooooo lucky. I have always wanted to skydive. You go girl!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh, I could never do that even though it sounds wonderful.