A Republican Song

Republican Candidates Are Upset that People Remember How They Voted

Peter Flom

To the tune of "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" (I think). To be sung by Republicans

Chorus
We know that we voted to kill grandma
If the old bird dies that's how it goes.
Please don't tell the voters how we voted
'Cause then they'd know that we're just corporate ho's

1st verse
We believe that government is evil
When we're in charge we make sure that it is
Oh you may call our views medieval
We just care if they're good for big biz.

2nd verse
We don't think the rich should pay much taxes
If they do then they won't donate to us.
And we don't really care what the facts is
If you get sick just dip into your trust.

3rd verse
We won't tell you who gives us money.
That sort of openness is just not right
Beside it might look kind of funny
When we all bow down to corporate might.

Published by Peter Flom

I am a statistician, working with a wide variety of clients, mostly researchers in psychology, education, medicine, social sciences and other fields. I also have given talks and written articles on learning...  View profile

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