Upon recognition of your intent to fire,
I've entered my notice of resignation
Effective immediately.
My resume speaks for itself
And no longer do I wish to remain
In what has become public service
There will always remain more benefit in the private sector.
And I will be blamed -
In your circle my name tarnished
- Damage control -
But like I said my resume speaks
And many are willing to listen
Without regret I say today I quit.
If only love paid severance
I'd be given stock options
I've entered my notice of resignation
Effective immediately.
My resume speaks for itself
And no longer do I wish to remain
In what has become public service
There will always remain more benefit in the private sector.
And I will be blamed -
In your circle my name tarnished
- Damage control -
But like I said my resume speaks
And many are willing to listen
Without regret I say today I quit.
If only love paid severance
I'd be given stock options
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1 Comments
Post a CommentBrilliantly written. Definitely publish more of this stuff. Hilarious!