A Review of 5 Children's Books from a Slightly Different Perspective
A Twisted Take on Some Children's Classics
We will now explore the Dr. Seuss work Green Eggs & Ham, the bedtime classics Goodnight Moon by Margaret Wise Brown and Harold and the Purple Crayon by Crockett Johnson, Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Judith Vorst, and The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle.
Green Eggs & Ham by Dr. Seuss
An antagonistic marketing representative named Sam has the unenviable task of promoting a less than esthetically pleasing food product; Pushes envelope and bounds of legality by badgering his target into eventually trying his edible wares.
Goodnight Moon by Margaret Wise Brown
An apparently recalcitrant child attempts to avoid going to sleep by diverting attention to every minute detail in his unkempt and unsanitary room - mice inhabit the place and leftover food remains in it's tableware on the nightstand. Of note, in a live fireplace in the child's bedroom remains ablaze as the child, indicating negligent parental role models.
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Judith Vorst
A journey into a narcissistic, underachieving child's complaints around how badly a day has gone for him; failing to understand the complaints of those around him - for instance the teacher who fails to understand how an invisible castle would meet the stated requirements of the school project. His life is that much more difficult than everyone elses'.
Harold and the Purple Crayon by Crockett Johnson
This story perfectly illustrates why children are not to be allowed unfettered access to crayons and other such playthings, particularly near bedtime. This is another story of lax parenting as Harold's parents are no where to be seen as he goes on a journey while he should be sleeping. In fact, he is so tired, he hallucinates his journey to vast places created simply by his crayon; ultimately growing so tired he draws his own room and goes to sleep.
The Very Hungry Caterpillarby Eric Carle
A story of a gluttonous caterpillar apparently suffering from some form of the eating disorder pica. By the end of the week the caterpillar becomes so completely obese, there is little for him to do to cure his stomach ache but to literally build a cocoon. Carries the warning of overeating and obesity to children.
Published by Mo Morrissey
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4 Comments
Post a CommentFunny piece. I never realized these children's books sent such evil messages!
Tremendous work Mo. Now I'll never be able to read these stories to my children the same way again.
More, Mo. So cute even though you have dissed some of my favorite stories! ;).
Hilarious. Great sense of humor Mo.