A Review of the Top 11 American Idol Contestants on 1950's Week: Bucky, Paris, Ace and More

1) Mandisa: There's nothing to make fun of, as Simon says, "It was a sexy performance." But, please - WE GET IT, you have feet!! Can the Idol producers stop showing your shoes?

2) Bucky: Since we can't talk about his music, here are some random facts about Bucky. 1)Bucky has a twin brother. 2) Bucky blinks 1.7x more than the average human 3) On a related topic, Bucky hopes to one day complete his quest of successfully winking. 4) Bucky was the world microphone handling champion for the past six years 5) Bucky hates Jesus

3) Paris: What's the difference between Paris Bennett and Paris Hilton? Paris Bennett is the cure for McFever and Paris Hilton will give you the disease ghonolochlamidisyphillis

4) Katherine: While listening to Katherine McFever singing on her McRophone, eating your McFries, you think she's a Mc - -Sorry Katherine, I just can't do this anymore. But here's a fun fact! Did you know that Katherine's mom is a music teacher?

5) Taylor: Taylor clearly has mental problems, and it would not be polite to make fun of him. We wish this special young man luck in his journey to become the next American Idol.

6) Lisa: Really, it's a shame that she's leaving us and Kevin's staying.

7) Kevin: We were divided on this one. Jason says "hahahaha." Deb says "Kevin, if you fall in love, it will be with me." Jason "Haha." Deb smiles.

8) Chris: Despite Chris showing no expression on his face for the first half of his song, he's good. Maybe even Kevin good. Jason says "Hahaha."

9) Kellie: Kellie Pickler Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers. Unfortunately, Kelly did not know what a pickle or pepper was and died of starvation.

10) Elliot: You've gotta respect the fact that Elliot said he didn't like Barry Manilow, because come on, everyone was thinking it! Oh, by the way, Elliot is the best singer in this competition.

11) Ace: Ace had a very big decision this week. Should he wear the grey beanie with the stripes or the beige beanie with the crescent moon? In an unexpected twist, Ace cut his hair. Good job Ace, way to keep us on our toes!