A Spammer's Mind

I like posting spam cuz I know you get annoyed,
The best ones to get are those that are employed,

I don't read your posts when I submit a reply,
Then I go to the next site without saying goodbye,

I do this cuz nobody before ever read my link,
I can't stop myself and need to see a shrink,

Besides, I link to stuff that you don't want kids to read,
But spamming is truly my only way to succeed,

I know I'll make it if you all read my spam mail,
Cuz if you do, I'll never thank you as I prevail,

I'll be waiting if I see a link so I can spam your site,
And no spammers care if you don't think it's polite,

I post bad links to viruses when I get on a roll,
You know you can't turn me off like a remote control,

We're already big stars and going worldwide,
We hit you like a linebacker blitzing on your blind side,

You know we can't write, but we rule the net,
We do this to you so you'll never forget,

When it comes to us, we do it all for the glory,
Do you think we care about your site's inventory?

Us spammers are legends and not just a myth,
We've risen to power as if we're Jedi Sith,

We made the net better, and that isn't deceiving,
Be on the lookout for all the spam you'll be receiving!