A True Satire

There are many people who suffer from an illness called Roines. In the United States alone there are many confirmed cases every year. It has been documented that this illness lasts about a year. However, the life span can be shorted with help from outside resources, which induce an individual's focus and attentiveness.

Some of these cases show how one loses the ability to focus on common tasks such as awaking oneself from sleep or getting oneself, from one place to another on a set schedule. The illness often leaves its victim unable to complete other responsibilities as well.

Those tasks can be common simple everyday jobs such as personal hygiene or the obsessive use of personal hygiene. These disorders can extend into the day to day inability to communicate with bosses and colleagues.

Roines can also be an over-abundance of personal enjoyment with colleagues that, can progress in a sickness know as a "Revo-Gnah". This overindulgence is an offset of a shortage of sleep. The excess of sleep can make one late for specific daily appointments.

Now I am not an expert but I believe there needs to be a cure for this sickness. According to some experts the key to overcoming this contagion is to continue into a process known as college. Here the infected person learns to control their Roines and become a master over it, instead of a slave to it.

There are many successful cases of young people getting over there Roines before continuing into the World of Real Things. This brings a story to mind.

There was a boy named Sean Westfall that attended Nicoma School of Higher Learning, he suffered from Roines this affected his ability to do well in his chosen courses. After a few weeks of severe affliction by Roines he was cited by a Dean of Administration and was sent to a holding room for processing. Subsequent to these citations occurring a few more times, the Roines started to dissipate and Sean Westfall began to get over his case of the Roines sickness and eventually entered the World of Real Things.

This sickness must be taken care of with a cure because we cannot afford for Americans to be falling prey to such powerful illnesses that affect the lives of many of its citizens. Just as there is no cure yet for cancer, there is no cure for Roines and it continues to affect many people living in the United States of America.