A Twisted Christmas
The next day he does not have the stomach to look inside the stove, so he asks his elves to clean the stove out because Mrs. Claus has flew the coop on him, so his little helpers do as they are told.
One year later a very happy Santa leaves his new girlfriend at the North Pole to deliver his toys on Christmas eve, but as Santa is making his rounds he notices someone has beat him to it and already left toys and ate all the milk and cookies and as he is about to leave he sees the Fake Santa standing by the fireplace.
A very upset Santa goes to surprise the impostor but Santa is the one surprised when he is looking at his burned disfigured wife, who then pushes him into the fireplace to burn and then Mrs. Claus hops on Santa's sleigh heading back to the North Pole to be with her little elves who took her to the hospital one year ago!
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