A Vote for Independence

David Hooton
Currently, Many states including Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Michigan, Minnesota and Ohio have laws that are solely provided in order to keep the current two Parties in power. (For Reasons how and why the the two powers would agree to keep each other in power see http:// www.squidoo.com/themoderate2 )
One of the most common laws is that one that requires any party that failed to acquire twenty percent in the last election to have to register as a third party and therefore have to jump through a litany of hurdles that would eliminate either of the two big parties . Below is a plan that would work in Georgia it would work here due to the fact that Georgia is so dominated by Republicans If your State is Democrat dominated then simply reverse the the word Democrat and Republican as the two words are becoming interchangeable in most situations anyway.
And Now A vote for independence..
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In Georgia, The Republican party enjoys almost total domination. Now there are few nut jobs out there who insist that the middle class would benefit from lower gas prices and therefore lower food prices, as well as affordable health care but these idiots fail to understand how we have important party sponsors from the American Medical Association and from the oil companies who have second homes to keep and mistresses to feed and how the problems of the middle class are petty in scope of problems that the rich are currently suffering.Our big competition in this state are a bunch of farmers and artist types who lack the vision required to join us as Republicans
The real problem is that we feel that just because we control the big industries and and have permeated the churches in state that we are guaranteed a victory but if we want to just sit back for the election next time it would help if the Democrats just simply were not on the ballot.

The beautiful thing is that the Democrats ,in their fear of a third party, have helped provide us the tool for their demise. A law exists, that says if a party fails to secure a twenty percent take in the general election that they will be deemed a third party and made to hop through multiple hurdles to stay on the ballot. We know that in Georgia that the Dems are way too disorganized to ever pull through this and we can have their voice and the voice of any opposition eliminated for ever(wu ha ha ha ha)!

On November 4,2008 please get off your butt and into poles and vote straight Republican ticket and help run off any one who does not look Republican and maybe we can secure the 81% we need to place the Democrats in our deathgrip (wu Ha HA HA)! After the Election we can sue to have the Democrats removed from ticket and the we can call the a third party and there fore a wasted vote. We will enjoy an unprecedented power in Georgia and force our will on the people for ever!!

Republicans Stop reading here...

Democrats,please stay with me here. When addressing the Republicans above I said "we" but it it is a mere technicality. To vote in the Primaries I had to choose a party and Gwinnett County GA is such a GOP stronghold that you guys do not bother to even run in every office. I still want you to vote Republican. If the GOP does manage to take the vote by 81% and sue to have the Democrats removed from the ballot then it will bring federal help. I mean come on as party what have you offered this year. Tthere are no serious contenders since Hilary left. No one at the state level is seriously running. Come on, our best chance for a good Democrat from GA would be Sam Nunn and it will take something dramatic to bring him out of retirement.

The plan plays out like this.. The GOP gets the 81% across the board. They then sue and have the Democrats removed from the ballot. We get some weak simpleton lawyers( like the ones who defended Georgia's Rights to Lake Lanier ) and get wiped out in court. Then we let the ruling be challenged in Appeals court getting the law struck out forever. We will al so be entitled to compensation to run the next campaign on( this is also money that go into the Republican coffers) At this point angry Democrats come out of the woodwork in record numbers. The cash flow rushes in and in 2010 we get rid of Perdue and the GOP House reps when the senate vote comes we can get them tossed as well. Gas prices fall, food stuffs become reasonable again it is as if we just got a pay raise and all is well.

Democrats Stop reading here...

Ok finally, readers who can think for themselves. You can tell this idea is proposterous and silly but it is the kind of Political game that has been played for a generation and seems to be working. Please go along with this and vote straight Republican( The term straight republican is not quiet oxy-moronic because for the most part Republicans are straight guys,unless they are in an airport bathroom or alone with their male Senate page) The Third party exclusion law needs to be challenged but unless one of the political gangs gets behind it, it will never be challenged. They will never let a third party have the access to the easy access and funding available to them.. Please Vote Republican

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David Hooton is a 38 year old freelance writer from Atlanta His interest include writing, politics hockey and anything outdoors related. recently been added to Lakelanier.com  View profile

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