A Woman's Manual

Please read full instruction manual before plugging in
Know exactly what the product is before you allow it to begin
There should never be any extra parts carelessly lying anywhere around
And know that this product is relying on you to keep it off the ground
This product has probably been dropped once or twice before
You may want it because its very pretty but believe me there is so much more
Go ahead and learn each button how to turn on and also the quick way to shut them down
Learn to keep a happy product for this product you should never see frown
Never tell this product that its time for newer model to take its place
For you may wake up and find yourself with no lips upon your face
This product may cry without notice and claim to want to be alone
Know this product need special attention and just stay and nurture it at home
Have patience when you are trying to figure out all of the ways to make it smile
If you can do these simple things this product will last mile after mile
And if by chance this product ends up inside the shop of another man
Chances are you screwed it up and its time for another game plan.