A Young Man Cashing His Check & I Don't Want to Go to Church
A young man went into the bank to cash his check. He endorsed it and handed it to the teller. She counted out his money and handed it to him. He counted it, then he counted it again. Concerned about his problem she asked him, "Sir, is there a problem? Did I not give you enough money?" He replied, "Yes mam, you did, but you JUST did!"
One Sunday morning a mother knocked on her son's door and told him it was time to get up and get ready for church. He said, "I'm not going to church today". She said, "You've got to". After a few more minutes of this exchange of words he said, "I'm not going; they don't like me and I'm not going. Give me two good reasons why I have to go". She said, "Because you're forty-five years old and you're the pastor!"
Published by Sue Gibson
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24 Comments
Post a CommentGood work ♥ thanks for sharing
Cute:)
This is an excellent story :)
♥ very good
PV love
pv love
Funny. I'm not getting the first one. It takes me a while on some jokes.I see you around on all the comments. I'm a new fan.
I really liked the pastor joke.
funny, esp. the pastor one. I've heard some of those pastors.
Ok Sue, You will actually be in the 3rd week, where "S" comes in....sorry 'bout that......first names being used as some of us (includes me) do not show our last names!