AC Content Producer Aly Adair Tops 1M Page Views for Barack Obama Interview by Rosanne Rosannadanna

APRIL FOOLS! I did get a few page views for my humor in Obama Obamadamma: An Interview With Roseanne Rosannadanna. Thank you Associated Content friends for commenting on Aly Adair's article. All proceeds from page views on this article will go to the Need a New Puter fund.

However, while we are on the topic of April Fools' Day and Humor on the Internet, I want to highlight some of my favorite funny articles written by Content Producers for Associated Content. I love a good laugh and these talented Associated Content comedy writers sure made me ROFL with their humor. Snort snort.

So, in honor of this year's first ever completely unofficial AC April Fool's Day Challenge by AC Content Producer Pam Gaulin, I hereby present the first ever completely unofficial Aly AdairAC April Fools' Day Snort Awards for best humor. Snort snort.

Aly Adair's AC April Fools' Day Snort Award for Best Overall Humor:

Top 10 Excuses Eliot Spitzer Gave His Wife After Being Caught with a Hooker by Associated Content Producer Crutnacker

"I felt desperate after eHarmony rejected my application." Snort snort

Aly Adair's AC April Fools' Day Snort Award for Funniest Advice Column:

Why Your Woman Left You: How to Prevent Divorce in the Modern World by Associated Content Producer theBarefoot

The Barefoot gives us the "Top 4 Reasons She Couldn't Stand Your Sorry Ass and Took Half Your Stuff" Snort snort

Aly Adair's AC April Fools' Day Snort Award For Funniest AC Staff Suck Up Job:

AC Headquarters (how I Picture it in My Mind) by Associated Content Producer Picasso

"I have this mental picture of a building like the headquarters of the FBI. A nice building set in a park-like setting, in the middle of nowhere." Snort snort

AND ALSO from PICASSO

AC Headquarters on Vacation by Associated Content Producer Picasso

"Thankfully the people don't own a lot of clothes at AC so packing was done in a couple of minutes. 2 Suitcases to be precise, for everybody. And so they set off." Snort snort

Aly Adair's AC April Fools' Day Snort Award for Funniest Product Review:

Review of the American Standard Champion Toilet by Associated Content Producer Timothy Frazier

"Just because a toilet can flush down twenty-four golf balls doesn't necessarily mean it is the miracle Americans have been searching for...I'd be more impressed if they could demonstrate it flushing something more realistic, like five pounds of polish sausage..." Snort snort

Aly Adair's AC April Fools' Day Snort Award for Funniest Self-Help Column:

Jobs for Rehabilitated Paid Escorts and Hookers by Associated Content Producer Amy Browne

"Who better to tell you the customer the benefits of one Sealy mattress over a different brand, a rehabilitated paid escort could tell you that the springs hold up better on Serta sleeper just fine." Snort snort

Aly Adair's AC April Fools' Day Snort Award for Most Humorous Therapy Session:

Signs You're Addicted to MySpace by Associated Content Producer Jordan Q

"Pretty soon, I'm going to have to stand up in front of a group of people attached to their laptops and utter these words: Hi, I'm Jordan and I'm addicted to MySpace." Snort snort

Congratulations to all the Associated Content comedy writers who help make our day a ROFL kind of experience. Life is nothing without laughter.

In loving memory of Gilda Radner who died of ovarian cancer on May 20, 1989. I believe Saturday Night Live had its best years during the Roseanne Rosannadanna times. Gilda Radner was my favorite comedy actor of all time. May she eternally ROFL.