AC Fantasy Football Week #2 Wrap-Up

Brian Joura
Week #2 Standings
1. Off in the Woods            2-0-0   1.000   191     W-2     
2. Sleuth's Stranglers 2-0-0 1.000 139 W-2
3. Captain Smoot 2-0-0 1.000 127 W-2
4. Jerry's Boys 1-1-0 .500 138 W-1
5. CA. All Stars 1-1-0 .500 120 W-1
6. Dub D 1-1-0 .500 107 L-1
7. Cleveland Cosanostra 1-1-0 .500 98 L-1
8. Slimy Green Wave 0-2-0 .000 110 L-2
9. EvilMidnightBombers 0-2-0 .000 100 L-2
10.Go for Two 0-2-0 .000 93 L-2
Results
Off in the Woods 101, Dr. Evil 68
How about that Minnesota defense scoring another touchdown
Jerry's Boys 102, Cleveland Creampuffs 50
Cooley and Moss on Monday night give Jerry the week's high score
Sleuth's Stranglers 63, Slimy Green Jello 53
Andre Johnson makes up for Bernard Berrian for Stranglers
Captain Smoot 60. 0-for-Two 48
Romo to Owens real-life connection works for Cap
C.A. All-Stars 59, As bad as Dubya 45
Steve Smith keeps Stars from winless start

Upcoming Games


Captain Smoot @ Sleuth's Stranglers Pick 'em
Jerry's Boys @ Off in the Woods Woods by 3.5
Cleveland Cosanostra @ C.A. All Stars Stars by 5
Dub D @ Slimy Green Wave Wave by 2.5
EvilMidnightBombers @ Go For Two No wins = no line
Once again, the schedule maker appears to be having some fun with our league, as we have a matchup between two undefeated squads and one between two winless teams. As long as there's not a tie, it'll be okay.

Off in the Woods had another strong week, missing out on high scoring honors by a single point. My lineup:

Tom Brady 16
Willie Parker 12
Laurence Maroney 3
Chad Johnson 22
Laveraneus Coles 2
Tony Gonzalez 2
Marion Barber 16
Jason Elam 11
Minnesota 17

I didn't have any bench players come up with big games, at least not big enough to go doh! for not putting them in the lineup. It was nice of Willie Parker to find the end zone. Hopefully Laurence Maroney will follow suit in Week #3.

Our Owners


Michael Arabas (Statsman) Go For Two
Jerrard Ellerbe Jerry's Boys
Jeff Gorman Cleveland Cosanostra
Lee Andrew Henderson EvilMidnightBombers
Brian Joura Off in the Woods
Nick Meyer Slimy Green Wave
Chad Parsons C.A. All Stars
Daniel Shin Dub D
Zac Wassink Captain Smoot
Wordsleuth Sleuth's Stranglers
See you next week.

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  • Zac Wassink9/18/2007

    who's awesome? oh yeah. me

  • Donna Porter9/18/2007

    Oops I took a wrong turn, can you direct me to the AC poker room? In these here parts football is a fantasy. :-)

  • Lee Andrew Henderson9/18/2007

    Bah, I came in third in scoring this week but only lost because I played one of the two teams with more points. Stupid fantasy football.

  • DrDevience9/18/2007

    Are you guys going to do this for Hockey? Can I join in? but ummm can someone else keep track for me? (Ducks & runs)

  • Alex9/18/2007

    Sorry, I see your name in the owner's list. Missed it the first read through. I lost this week, due to playing Cincy's defense and benching Denver's. That is why I have a day job.

  • Brian Joura9/18/2007

    The basic principle of fantasy football is that our teams get points based on what the players do in real life. So when Steve Smith gets three touchdowns in a single game, his fantasy owner rakes in the points. There's other things involved, but mainly if your guy participates in a touchdown you're happy.

  • Carol Bengle Gilbert9/18/2007

    Gotta admit I don't get this fantasy football stuff but it does seem like fun!

  • Alex9/18/2007

    Brian, I take it that you are "Off in the Woods." ?

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