AC and Ham

Do you like
My tale of ham?

I do not like ham
Plagman-I-am
I do not like
Your tale of ham

It is not news
It is not views.
We will not pay
For spoofs today.

You will not pay
For spoofs today?
Then I will say
It's news, for pay.

The CM read
The tale of ham
She quickly paid
Plagman-I-am.

It was published
On that day
And it went out
Here and there.
Oh, it went out
Just everywhere.

It was read
All through the 'Net
It was read
By each one it met.
It was read
Here and there
It was read
Just everywhere.

Someone read it
At Fox News
It did not settle
With their views

The reporters
Said it was true
They forgot to
Fact-review.

Can you watch
The news on Fox?
Then watch its ratings
Sink like rocks?

And when AC
Found out the truth
It was Plagman
Revealed his ruse.

His tales were pulled
His account suspended
While AC hid
And fences mended

Now Plagman's back
His name restored
AC's attacked
Its name deplored.

The writers say
That Plagman cheated
As for their words,
They are depleted.

Still, AC likes
Page views with ham.
Thank you!
Thank you!
Plagman-I-am.