AC Paying PPM Royalties that is a Novel Thought

OK, this is the long and short of it. This is not really intended to be a "for news" article, but, it is intended to inform. It is hoped while my two thumbs bang around here on this keyboard, somehow missing its "G", thanks to my cat, that someone at AC will see it and slap him or her self, and each other on the back for the coming to the light over the site views styled royalty payments. There are supposed to be exclamation points there and they would be fitting but I am trying to do proud and remain dignified.

The fact that AC could do with and enrich themselves at their own leisure with no further adieux due to a CP always seemed a little (with teeth gritted) "not nice" to me.

I don't actually think I am good at this, I don't really think most people here are "good" at it, but, the fact is, we are doing it, writing, and it uses time, energy and resources to do so. We should be able to earn a tweak more if we actually per chance clunk off some blunder of utterance that people actually read...or look at for a few sentences-may those people be forgiven, me included. No matter how bad, useless, aggravating or whatever otherwise adversely affected by an article we are, we should read it "all". I wish I could learn to do that in all cases but such is seemingly not to be. I am "growing"...not "growed", ms word is trying to not let me do that but I am going to stubbornly bang my fists upon my high chair top and do it anyway.

This is a wee "thumbs up" to AC for letting some light through the shades which will allow them to see that we are a bit more than lab rats and to be treated in this new genre will produce more and hopefully better "stuff".

I can also see where this is going to be another fork aimed squarely at the back of the liars' lair of standard "professional" journalism and its beasts. This in which we can not only produce but also fire back is the future of journalism. We are making it. There is a due exclamation point there too, but I am still maintaining said aura of dignity.

Those who are paid in whatever incentive is ultimately effective do and shall produce, and in the USA that most desired is the one tool, which without, life, albeit humble yet not quite so interesting, is money. The base of this for those who need the base of things would be the age old adage, "Money talks, bullshit walks." May we all earnestly walk our individual conceptual bullshit right through the doors of prosperity and become now, via provided incentive a group which will shine thru the darkness of what has formerly been the domain of only "professional" liars, twisters, cheats and greed soaked deluminaries and deliver the final blows to the existing world of "journalism".

AC having found that holy grail and delivering said chest to our doorstep I will in the best spirit of the occasion pledge my very best to alter, re-appoint, anger and smile-ify the masses in betterment directly proportionate to the recently altered monetary circumstances.

Funny how when one feels rewarded the willingness to step over the bounds and defy ms word becomes so enticing, I have left red lines all over this ditty. I also plan to do so even further right after I take a deep breath, go to the front porch and see the new sun all over my country road, and yell, "YIPPPEEEE" to my far off neighbors who may actually not hear me... but, I am enthusiastic for the minute, so, maybe they will hear me...?

What I lack in actual skill I know I make up for in passion, so this is fun for me and I am pretty passionate right now so I guess it is fair to say that while this may not be good writing I know it is riddled with passion. I don't wish to leave anyone with any undue mental images though so the word "enthusiasm" and its variants could be used where you see "passion" and or its variants.

You see, I have been fastened down for about ten months now with a bad hip, two actually, so being the un-lazy person I am I took advantage of an opportunity afforded by AC at the behest of my friend, Trudy Marshall-Bowler-also an AC Producer-and began clunking out content I "thunk" up over the years. After tons of time messing around in here, I have found it to be one of the coolest little joints in town and right before my eyes it is getting better. An exclamation point due again, but I am maintaining my extended pinky posture for the moment.

I received the first of two hips on my right side three weeks ago. While I repair from this in the majestic fashion with which I do things, I sit here not accustomed to things going "well" lately and WHAMMO, square between the eyes I read that AC is going to pay me "more" for having fun and doing what I always wanted to do anyway. I have so enjoyed picking on people, being picked on by people, especially AJ, Timothy, and my good ole buddy Jeff, and reading other people's work, such as Barefoot, Hirjikaka, Buchanon, and so many others I can't name them all, seeing and learning and reading others' comments and so on and so forth as one does in a day at AC as a producer. ...yes, yes, yes, there is supposed to be an exclamation point there too. Patience, please, allow a man to work here would you...

So, while I sat here this morning with the first springtime sun shining all over and into a little country house in the grand popsicle which is Michigan, it was revealed to me that Associated Content was going to pay even more than the already insanely lucrative rewards they've endowed me with. I went drop-jawed. I blew coffee all over my computer, afterwhich I cleaned my computer, composed myself just out of of an actual absent-minded tilt-headed puppy like wonderment and announced thus to my lady. She, for some reason likes the silly word "fiance'", will become Mrs Doyle on the 17th of August, so immediately we dreamed together of ...I'm not telling that part.

Right after we danced, had dreams and delusions of grandeur I sat down and wrote this. Place all formerly restrained exclamation points (HERE) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dignity in exodus, there are the due exclamations. This is pretty cool, royalties, I could get used to that.

In further defiance of ms word and any facsimile of dignity, who'd a thunk it?

Dignity now restored, recognition and reward is honorable and respectable. Thank You AC.