AC Writters Strike: Who Needs Righters?

Please Note: This article was written by a scab replacement hired from a local Denver-area high school.

To show sport of the 2,007-2,008 Writters Strike, some content producers hear at the Associated Content, have also gone on strike. These righters at Ass. Cont. have there4 been replaced be equelly talented writters, whom will write there articles for them until the righters on strike return to they're keybords. This leads us to the all importent question? Who needs righters? This artical will answer that.

Anyone can right

Y pay writters when its something that anyone can do? I right all day on my myspace. And I do it 4 free!!! Its EZ to right. U just think up stuff and right it down. If it takes u more than a few minutes to right down stuff u probably r not a good writter anyways. Its not like its art or something. Its hard to draw good. Painting is evan harder, But righting? Puhleeze.

Noone Reads Anyway

Who has time to read these days. I never read. If I want to no something I watch tv or go on YouTub. That's way better anyway. Its alot faster 2. Dont read. Just watch!!!!!!!

Ur Articals r so booooooring!!!

Like anyone reads the boring crap you guys right about anyway?? Just look at Mtv. They don't have righters and they ROCK!!!!!!!!

Like anyone Understands grammer anyway

I'll tell u whats confusing = grammer. Grammer is stupid. If i wanna right, y should i have to follow a bunch of madeup rulz??? Its stupid. And its dumb 2. I think ppl should be abel to just right what they feel. And dont get me started on commmas. Noone I no could EVER figure out those stupid things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So their are my reasons y we don't need writters. Hear are some more reasons y u should'nt sport the AC writter's strike!

Its not Hurting Ac

The AC Writters Strike is not hurting the compenny. U were alreddy geting payed 4 righting stuff. But u wanted more. If u think it's gonnna hurt Ac - u r WRONG!!!! I can right way more articals then the guy I was hired to re-place. So its not like strikking is gona help. But u no what? Its totally kewl cause wile u r out strikking, ppl like me get to finnaly speak up about really iMpOrTaNt stuff!

The internet needs more Britney Speers articals and stuff!

OK just so we're clear. Britneys a total skank. And shes totally WiErD! But we need morearticals and stuff to say it. When AC writters are'nt righting Britney articals or popcycle stick craft articals or stuff like that, the hole internet suffers. PPL need that stuff. So u r knot hurting AC, u r hurting reguler PPL like me!

OK. So that's all I have to say.

They told me i had to put in a bunch of key words and stuff b4 I go. so hear they are = Britney (skank) speers. Popcycle sticks. Writters strike 2,007. righting stuff, articals, Ac.

BTW! Hey ppl! - check out my myspace! Its AWESOME.

In contusion, - who needs writters? Noone! Mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!